Women who do their make-up on the train in the morning

[yenrod]

its prety hot watching a woman prepare herself

NO, Big, we're talking about AFTER the suspenders go on !

 

[Gromit]

I found it fascinating on the tube in London, watched one lady putting so much s**t on her face it was unbelievable.

As a girl I think it is a big wast of time and money. I like the natural look.

 

[rich p]

I found it fascinating on the tube in London, watched one lady putting so much s**t on her face it was unbelievable.

As a girl I think it is a big wast of time and money. I like the natural look.

snot?
spit?
salt?

 

[Fnaar]

NO, Big, we're talking about AFTER the suspenders go on !

What, they have those for FACES now? Jeez, what's the world coming to?...

 

[John Ponting]

its prety hot watching a woman prepare herself

I AGREE!! I don't even mind if they start without me.

But putting on makeup in public is a turnoff.

 

[Campfire]

It's the ones I see applying make up in car that scare me.

+ 1

Hands frozen just brought 5 bags of shopping in. Realized if it was going to be a bad weekend I'd nothing in the freezer!

Got into the swing now - I used to go to a gym and one woman used to apply full make up, polyfilla etc, then put heated rollers in her hair. She was still doing all this after I'd been a quick gym visit. Couldn't believe it. I spend about 10 minutes putting on the slap!

 

[Aperitif]

I find that when I put my makeup on I get a central line, circles round my eyes and end up like Victoria - can't understand it

 

[ufkacbln]

If you are unhappy with make up application in cars you can let them know by Tooting - you can almost Bank on them getting upset as you criticise this Monument to female vanity

 

[tdr1nka]

Then they'll start Tooting Bec.

(As we say around these parts 'If you can't beat 'em, Peckham!'.)

 

[theclaud]

Then they'll start Tooting Bec.

(As we say around these parts 'If you can't beat 'em, Peckham!'.)

This is known as out-teefing the competition.

 

[Aperitif]

This is known as out-teefing the competition.

...a Harrow in experience, but I am happy that my mate tdr1nka has got the Edgware others haven't.

 

[theclaud]

...a Harrow in experience, but I am happy that my mate tdr1nka has got the Edgware others haven't.

I spoke too soon...

 

[Arch]

Mornington Crescent!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Can anyone tell me why women need to wear make up and perfume?

 

[longers]

The ex Mrs Longers looked much more beautiful without make-up and hardly ever needed to wear it but she put a fair bit on once for a night out. She asked me how she looked.

"You've put it on very well" was all I could think to say.