Women's logic (merged with the men's logic thread)

[gavroche]

My wife just said that we have to redecorate the lounge after Christmas because she bought new curtains and the walls won't match.

 

[AndyRM]

I can see this going really well...

 

[Jameshow]

I understand women, I just don't understand my wife!!

She brought new mugs and mug stands for Christmas.

 

[cyberknight]

new measuring spoons, we have at least 2 other sets

 

[tyred]

Why not paint the curtains instead.

 

[fossyant]

Just keeping you busy.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

So she basically decided that the living room could be doing with being redecorated and bought curtains that would press yo into doing it?

An ex-neighbour used that trick a lot. Expect her to want all the furniture in the liv room to need replacing next 😂

 

[roadrash]

Show me a man that says he understands a woman's logic and I will show you a liar

 

[biggs682]

This is one reason why I wouldn't swap swmbo

 

[All uphill]

It's more important to have a fast car than a comfortable home.

 

[All uphill]

If I have to push the pram I'll push it from the side showing that I'm doing this under duress.

 

[si_c]

Mrs C has decided to redecorate the bedroom because the colour she picked and painted a few weeks ago turned out a bit like a skirt my mum wore once (she and I dislike my mother, but still).

 

[All uphill]

It's winning the argument that matters; being right is irrelevant.

 

[All uphill]

Using numbers I can prove that a £70, 000 car is cheaper than a £700 bicycle.

 

[presta]

She brought new mugs and mug stands for Christmas.

So if mug stands for Christmas, 'she bought new mugs' translates as 'she bought new Christmases'?