Words of wisdom

[rockyroller]

blondes may have more fun, but brunettes are more fun

 

[classic33]

“It’s no good crying ower spilt milk – there’s plenty more watter in t’ tap”

 

[screenman]

A cold shower a day keeps some bad things away.

 

[mistyoptic]

It'll be alright in the end. If it isn't alright, then it's not yet the end

 

[HarryTheDog]

Said to me by my Dad on my first day at School
If you let someone pick on you once, they will carry on picking on you for the rest of your life.

 

[rikki]

The cemetery is full of indispensable people.

 

[Dec66]

When I turned 50, I was given this piece of advice;

"Never waste a st*ffy... And never trust a fart".

Unimpeachable, that.

 

[Paulus]

It's no good being the richest man in the graveyard.

 

[Paulus]

When I turned 50, I was given this piece of advice;

"Never waste a st*ffy... And never trust a fart".

Unimpeachable, that.

Never pass a toilet.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Keep your hand on your ha'penny

 

[raleighnut]

My wife’s grandmother used to say:

“Keep your mind easy
Keep your bowels open
Trust in the Lord
Wear big boots"

Was she 'Granny Weatherwax'

 

[johnblack]

There's no point putting your tub out when it's stopped raining.

 

[Chris S]

Never eat yellow snow.

 

[Drago]

Based on this thread ...
Cyclists should pay better attention in grammar lessons in school
(Aristotle)

Surely you mran grammar lessons while in school, or while at school?

 

[mistyoptic]