Words that when you hear them you

[Greedo]

can't fail to grin.




for me 2 are




Gusset and Giblets

 

[ianrauk]

Greedo & Cycling

Sorry Greedo, only joshing....

 

[Fnaar]

+1 for gusset. Flange is another one. Bottom bracket also makes me have to bit my lip. Basically I think I was fathered by one of the Carry On team.

 

[Greedo]

+1 for gusset. Flange is another one. Bottom bracket also makes me have to bit my lip. Basically I think I was fathered by one of the Carry On team.

You and Mrs Greedo would get on like a house on fire. Double entendres render her unable to function for laughing at times and has to leave the room depending on the company. She loves the carry on films as well.

At Christmas my 70 year old prim and proper, non swearing, non dirty sense of humour mother announced during a meal when a sister was talking about a spa/beauty place that "she loved facials" she then turned to Mrs Greedo and said "(my name) always gives you a facial, did he give you one for Christmas"

Q me catching Mrs Greedos eye, laughing and her exploding at the table and having to leave the room claiming she had left something on in the kitchen

 

[ianrauk]

Brilliant

You and Mrs Greedo would get on like a house on fire. Double entendres render her unable to function for laughing at times and has to leave the room depending on the company. She loves the carry on films as well.

At Christmas my 70 year old prim and proper, non swearing, non dirty sense of humour mother announced during a meal when a sister was talking about a spa/beauty place that "she loved facials" she then turned to Mrs Greedo and said "(my name) always gives you a facial, did he give you one for Christmas"

Q me catching Mrs Greedos eye, laughing and her exploding at the table and having to leave the room claiming she had left something on in the kitchen

 

[beanzontoast]

Retirement.

 

[addictfreak]

Panties

 

[Armegatron]

gubbins and flange

 

[jig-sore]

used to have a girl at work called Kerry gubbins

i like gusset... well no, i don't "like" gusset, i mean it makes me smile, oh you know what i mean

 

[Cubist]

used to have a girl at work called Kerry gubbins

i like gusset... well no, i don't "like" gusset, i mean it makes me smile, oh you know what i mean

I'm in good company it appears, "flange" and "gusset" being my favourites.

I once had a very pretty but seriously overweight cop on my team. We were discussing how she could incentivise losing weight, and she suggested she'd like a facial. She then went and told the sergeant that Inspector Cubist had promised her a facial if she lost two stone. Of course it didn't go round the nick like wildfire, and my Divisional Commander didn't ask me what sort of films I watch on my rest days......

 

[gbb]

You and Mrs Greedo would get on like a house on fire. Double entendres render her unable to function for laughing at times and has to leave the room depending on the company. She loves the carry on films as well.

At Christmas my 70 year old prim and proper, non swearing, non dirty sense of humour mother announced during a meal when a sister was talking about a spa/beauty place that "she loved facials" she then turned to Mrs Greedo and said "(my name) always gives you a facial, did he give you one for Christmas"

Q me catching Mrs Greedos eye, laughing and her exploding at the table and having to leave the room claiming she had left something on in the kitchen

On a similar note, i was in an office with two 55 to 60 year old female workers...lovely girls who i got on quite well with. both church goers, decent folk, straight and true.
I was sat there and one turned to the other and said...'oooh, John gave me a lovely pearl necklace last night'

...good job i wasnt drinking at the time. I had to leave the room...pronto. If i'd have told them, they wouldnt have known what i was talking about ?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Masticate.

 

[addictfreak]

I'll add 'Quim' to panties

 

[Armegatron]

Have to agree with facial

 

[al78]

You and Mrs Greedo would get on like a house on fire. Double entendres render her unable to function for laughing at times and has to leave the room depending on the company. She loves the carry on films as well.

At Christmas my 70 year old prim and proper, non swearing, non dirty sense of humour mother announced during a meal when a sister was talking about a spa/beauty place that "she loved facials" she then turned to Mrs Greedo and said "(my name) always gives you a facial, did he give you one for Christmas"

Q me catching Mrs Greedos eye, laughing and her exploding at the table and having to leave the room claiming she had left something on in the kitchen

Had a couple of amusing incidents at the bridge club along those lines. One time it was getting warm and the heating was on full and people were requesting for it to be turned down. One (attractive) lady said to me:

"Come on Adam, lets have it off"

Another time I had agreed to help a lady make the tea (an attractive blonde as it happens). I was just finishing the second board of the second round:

Her: "Is this your last board?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "Ok we'll do it in a minute."

ooh-er