Words that when you hear them you

[Over The Hill]

In her retirement speech at work, a nice lady said "it will give us more time for Dogging". This seems to be what she calls walking her dogs.

I dont know why but on Countdown it amuses me when they say "two from the top Rachel".

People having the name "Randy" is funny.

 

[Cranky]

Ferrule.

Dubious.

Salubrious.

Chagrin.

Loins.

Sloth.

Coccyx.

Twat.

 

[doodles]

Thrust

Moist

Shaft

and trying to put all three into the same sentence!!

 

[thegrumpybiker]

At Christmas my 70 year old prim and proper, non swearing, non dirty sense of humour mother announced during a meal when a sister was talking about a spa/beauty place that "she loved facials" she then turned to Mrs Greedo and said "(my name) always gives you a facial, did he give you one for Christmas"

Q me catching Mrs Greedos eye, laughing and her exploding at the table and having to leave the room claiming she had left something on in the kitchen

Similarly, I worked for 6 months at a Wheel-trim manufacturers, sometimes the injection moulding machine would get contaminated and leave a blue veined effect on the final product. I worked alongside a similarly puerile minded colleague, and how we both wet ourselves when one of the little old ladies on the packing line held up a wheel trim and announced "I've got a blue veiner!"

 

[Cranky]

hasp (with a cockney dropped 'h')

fracas (in which I prefer to pronounce the 's')

gesticulate

ignominious

spatula

doily

 

[Cathryn]

Moist and Puberty always make me giggle.

 

[gbb]

Similarly, I worked for 6 months at a Wheel-trim manufacturers, sometimes the injection moulding machine would get contaminated and leave a blue veined effect on the final product. I worked alongside a similarly puerile minded colleague, and how we both wet ourselves when one of the little old ladies on the packing line held up a wheel trim and announced "I've got a blue veiner!"

Class....

 

[thegrumpybiker]

People having the name "Randy" is funny.

There's a John Wayne film called Randy Rides Alone. Conjures up an image of him that I really don't want in my head.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I remember one hot evening when I was away camping with a group of friends, someone announced to all and sundry that it was so warm she'd probably sleep with her flaps open.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm loving this thread...

 

[Greedo]

Globule

Nibble

Plop

Goblin

 

[addictfreak]

How about making sentences out of the words on this thread!

Here goes:

Moist quim in panties. (ok i'll get my coat)

 

[BrumJim]

Muff Coupling.

 

[slowmotion]

Crevice. I always think of the way Kenneth Williams would say it.

 

[Brahan]

Instatly I thought of Flange, Gusset and Moist.

Backlog is another one. When a lady at work talks about needing to, 'clear her backlog' I always chuckle. Or if she has a, 'massive backlog'.