Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Jenkins]

I went to a restaurant and ordered the Napoleon Chicken but all I got was the carcase. When I complained the waiter explained that it was the boney part.

 

[Sharky]

With today's technology, this joke may not be funny or understandable now .......

How do you stop a stampeding elephant?
Find a telephone, make a trunk call and reverse the charge

 

[Sharky]

When I was at school, I'd run a mile to avoid athletics.

 

[PeteXXX]

What's yellow and white and travels at 120 MPH?

A train driver's egg sandwich. 🥪

 

[lenfield]

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing?
Then come to our meditation classes.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

When I was at school, I'd run a mile to avoid athletics.

I wouldn.t - got to 200 yards and I was knackered - wish someone had told me I had asthma in those days!!

but my friend earned my eternal admiration when he got off Shot Putt due to his Asthma!!

BTW - met up with him recently and he said it had cleared up in his teens and was fine now
he just never told the PE department
I mean - a 2 step athletic event - and he got off it
I was SOOOO impressed!!

 

[Sharky]

When I was at school, I'd run a mile to avoid athletics.

BTW, when I was at school, our annual cross country run, went through Knowsley Safari Park!

Except that the Safari park, didn't open until five years later, otherwise, it could have been interesting..

 

[Punkawallah]

BTW, when I was at school, our annual cross country run, went through Knowsley Safari Park!

Except that the Safari park, didn't open until five years later, otherwise, it could have been interesting..

Did you not realise that -you- were the animals to be viewed in the Park?

 

[SuperGalactian]

With today's technology, this joke may not be funny or understandable now .......

How do you stop a stampeding elephant?
Find a telephone, make a trunk call and reverse the charge

That’s from the days when STD meant straight-through dialling. How times have changed.

 

[lenfield]

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' jam in

 

[FishFright]

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' jam in

I hope you like jam in too

 

[Aescott]

That’s from the days when STD meant straight-through dialling. How times have changed.

'Dogging it' has also acquired a very different meaning to when I was at school.

 

[PeteXXX]

'Dogging it' has also acquired a very different meaning to when I was at school.

And don't even think about listening to Cliff on a tranny!

 

[PeteXXX]

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry 🍓

 

[lenfield]

There's a pub called 'The Fiddle'.
It's a vile inn.