Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Sharky]

As our daughter is trying to run after our lively grand kids, I always say to her,
"our children were a lot worse than your children"

 

[SuperGalactian]

Discovered: the root cause of ortizm:

 

[lenfield]

I was going to buy a ticket for a Kajagoogoo concert.
It was £50 but I only had £48.
I was two shy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

One minute, you're the best thing since sliced bread.

The next, you're toast.

 

[lenfield]

Trading standards raided and illegal Botox clinic.
Nobody looked surprised.

 

[PeteXXX]

What does a budgerigar with no teeth do?


Succeeds 🦜

 

[Dogtrousers]

I spotted an albino leopard the other day

It was the least I could do.

 

[Sharky]

Which reminds me ....

Why can't you find aspirins in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.

 

[PeteXXX]

I spotted an albino leopard the other day

It was the least I could do.

I had to read that twice 😂

 

[EckyH]

How do you get a cow into the fridge?
Open the fridge door, cow in, close the fridge door.

And how do you get a horse into the fridge?
Open the fridge door, cow out, horse in, close the fridge door.

E.

 

[Alex321]

That’s from the days when STD meant straight-through dialling. How times have changed.

Actually Subscriber Trunk Dialling

 

[bikingdad90]

How do you get a cow into the fridge?
Open the fridge door, cow in, close the fridge door.

And how do you get a horse into the fridge?
Open the fridge door, cow out, horse in, close the fridge door.

E.

There’s an extended version of that joke where you go through a couple of animals and then state there is an animal party and ask which animal is missing, it’s the one you left in the fridge.

 

[Hover Fly]

How do you start a pudding race?
You sago

 

[lenfield]

Where's the best place to go for a rest?
Ayia Napa.

 

[DRM]

Where's the best place to go for a rest?
Ayia Napa.

That's probably the least restful place on earth!