Worlds worst dad jokes.

[SuperGalactian]

What do you call a man with a tiger on his head?

Claude.

 

[Mr Celine]

What do call a man with a tree on his head?


Edwood.


What do you call a man with three trees on his head?


Edwood Woodwood.


What do you call a man with four trees on his head?


I dunno, but Edwood Woodwood wood.

 

[Sharky]

Edwood Woodwood

He was a real person as well!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. I don't think he cared.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I was raised as an only child. It drove my sister nuts.

 

[SuperGalactian]

As opposed to waxed cheese?

 

[Dogtrousers]

What do you call a man with a car on his head.

Jack

 

[PeteXXX]

What do you call a man with no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

 

[Sharky]

What do you call a man with no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

Seem to recall that Robert Maxwell went by the name "Bob".

 

[Jenkins]

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his backside?

Warren

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I met Eileen on the white cliffs. I said Ben Dover. She said, oh you know my brother.

 

[Dave7]

I met Eileen on the white cliffs. I said Ben Dover. She said, oh you know my brother.

Phil ?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Phil ?

Malcolm ?

 

[lenfield]

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander, you might strain your eyes.