Worlds worst dad jokes.

[SuperGalactian]

I was helping in the kitchen the other day, battling to clean a roasting tray that’s had a lot of use and really should be replaced. My wife said, “It doesn’t need to be spotless. Just get the worst of it off.” I was stumped by that. I said, “But it’s the worst of it that I can’t get off. I got the easy stuff off ages ago.”

 

[Jameshow]

I went to a cafe this week and order a bacon butty. White or brown they asked so I ordered white.
Then an Americano with milk she asked....
I said white please!🤣

 

[lenfield]

I've just broken two of my old Queen records.
Now I want to break three.

 

[SuperGalactian]

I went to a cafe this week and order a bacon butty. White or brown they asked so I ordered white.
Then an Americano with milk she asked....
I said white please!🤣

If you order a black Americano, almost all baristas still ask if you want milk.

 

[Sharky]

Some friends of our were on holiday in France, I think and with little local language, ordered a "Latte".

They got a full cup of milk!

 

[Jameshow]

If you order a black Americano, almost all baristas still ask if you want milk.

I know I said white which was funny!🤣

 

[DaveReading]

Some friends of our were on holiday in France, I think and with little local language, ordered a "Latte".

They got a full cup of milk!

More likely Italy.

 

[DRM]

More likely Italy.

No, It's a thing in France, they don't tend to do the barista coffees we recognise, usually it's just a Cafe Noir, or a Cafe Au Lait, in Italy we could get Cappuccino or Cafe Latte, no problem

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

If you order a black Americano, almost all baristas still ask if you want milk.

Some people want it black - but with a separate jug of milk

no idea why - to me milk destroys coffee! - but several people who work serving coffee have said that

 

[Chromatic]

Some people want it black - but with a separate jug of milk

no idea why - to me milk destroys coffee! - but several people who work serving coffee have said that

I’ve said it before in this very establishment but by far the best way to drink coffee is to get your favourite mug, fill it with milk and heat it up in the microwave to just the right temperature then stir in a spoonful of your instant coffee of choice.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Webbo2]

I’ve said it before in this very establishment but by far the best way to drink coffee is to get your favourite mug, fill it with milk and heat it up in the microwave to just the right temperature then stir in a spoonful of your instant coffee of choice.

Microwave, Milk, Instant coffee. You sound very synthetic, are you made of plastic.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I’ve said it before in this very establishment but by far the best way to drink coffee is to get your favourite mug, fill it with milk and heat it up in the microwave to just the right temperature then stir in a spoonful of your instant coffee of choice.

Then pour it down the sink???

 

[DaveReading]

No, It's a thing in France, they don't tend to do the barista coffees we recognise, usually it's just a Cafe Noir, or a Cafe Au Lait, in Italy we could get Cappuccino or Cafe Latte, no problem

But isn't milk "lait" in France, rather than "latte" ?