Worlds worst dad jokes.

[SuperGalactian]

I’ve said it before in this very establishment but by far the best way to drink coffee is to get your favourite mug, fill it with milk and heat it up in the microwave to just the right temperature then stir in a spoonful of your instant coffee of choice.

That’s mank.🫤

 

[PeteXXX]

That’s mank.🫤

It is the world's worst dad joke thread after all! 😂

 

[Poacher]

But isn't milk "lait" in France, rather than "latte" ?

Better lait than never!

 

[Alex321]

Some people want it black - but with a separate jug of milk

no idea why - to me milk destroys coffee! - but several people who work serving coffee have said that

That is what my wife always has. I have it black, but she wants it with a separate jug of milk. Partly because if you ask for it white, they often use hot milk and she wants cold milk in it.

 

[PeteXXX]

Sorry to ruin this thread with a joke, but... 😂

Did you hear about the alcoholic sheep?

It got baa’d from the village pub....

🐑

 

[Jameshow]

Sorry to ruin this thread with a joke, but... 😂

Did you hear about the alcoholic sheep?

It got baa’d from the village pub....

🐑

Baaa'd very baaa'd!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Baaa'd very baaa'd!

Ewe think?

 

[PeteXXX]

Baaa'd very baaa'd!

Ewe think?

Can't pull the wool over your eyes, obviously!

 

[Gunk]

At the hotel there was a chess tournament There was a bit of tension between the players.

I told them to behave properly - I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

 

[Dogtrousers]

That is what my wife always has. I have it black, but she wants it with a separate jug of milk. Partly because if you ask for it white, they often use hot milk and she wants cold milk in it.

This can be a problem for English tea-drinkers in Italian hotels. You have to specify that you want separate, cold milk. Not some kind of weird tea-cappucino. Not a problem for me, but I have observed it.

 

[T4tomo]

Some people want it black - but with a separate jug of milk

At our hotel recently. if your ordered any sort of white coffee it tasted (according to Mrs T) like it was machine made with powdered milk, so she ended up having a black coffee with a jug of milk.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Reminds me of the fun game my wife and I play in hotels when we're on holiday. She insists we bring Twinings tea bags so she can start the day with a proper cup of tea. They come in individual packets and if you leave the opened packet by the tea and coffee station in the hotel restaurant, you get to watch other Brits be startled and go round all the stations looking for the Twinings tea.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.. 🐶

 

[T4tomo]

Reminds me of the fun game my wife and I play in hotels when we're on holiday. She insists we bring Twinings tea bags so she can start the day with a proper cup of tea. They come in individual packets and if you leave the opened packet by the tea and coffee station in the hotel restaurant, you get to watch other Brits be startled and go round all the stations looking for the Twinings tea.

I'm confused because Twinings don't make Yorkshire tea?

 

[lenfield]

What do you call a seagull flying over a bay?
A bagel.