Worst Christmas Present.

[TissoT]

We dont send family presents to each other anymore.

I do send the SIL x2 wine chocolates each year just to keep the peace.

One year from a family member I do recall receiving a pepper Grinder which I thought was a bit odd.
guess she bought them in set and decided to keep the salt grinder for her self.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

As I am the health/fitness nut in the family (as they see it) my parents have bought me a cotton tracksuit from the 1980s

 

[Tribansman]

As I am the health/fitness nut in the family (as they see it) my parents have bought me a cotton tracksuit from the 1980s

Headband and wristbands too?

 

[Oldhippy]

And the tash if you do the headband the tash is a must.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Now that sounds promising - not any good then ?

Always depicts the punk Flash as the hero. Paints lies about me.

 

[Dave7]

So..... a relative asked me "what are your favourite brands of whisky"?
I gave her a short list.
Opened the present yesterday to find a vase .
Not sure if she got me mixed up and someone else has got a nice bottle of malt.

 

[CharlesF]

Yesterday, my cousin gave me three oldish history books; an apron and towel from a lobster festival in Jakarta. The date on the apron is 1997.

Luckily my other presents made up for this tat.

 

[ColinJ]

Not sure if she got me mixed up and someone else has got a nice bottle of malt.

No - she has discovered how much it costs for a nice bottle of malt!

 

[fossyant]

5 pack of Curley wurlies

I love curley wurlies. Better than mango hot sauce. Asked my BIL if he fancied it (loves his hot sauces), he doesn't like mango...

 

[MontyVeda]

Pneumonia.

Been in the Royal Lancaster Infirmary since 9pm Thursday night... got out this morning

 

[Tribansman]

I love curley wurlies. Better than mango hot sauce. Asked my BIL if he fancied it (loves his hot sauces), he doesn't like mango...

I'll have it, love it! Any requests for a swap deal?

 

[Profpointy]

Always depicts the punk Flash as the hero. Paints lies about me.

Ah yes, I feel silly now

 

[Houthakker]

Yesterday, my cousin gave me three oldish history books; an apron and towel from a lobster festival in Jakarta. The date on the apron is 1997.

 

[annedonnelly]

Pneumonia.

Been in the Royal Lancaster Infirmary since 9pm Thursday night... got out this morning

Get well soon!

 

[Sea of vapours]

An acquaintance of mine received a pair of boxer shorts from his mother-in-law this year. Odd in itself, arguably, but the best part was that they have a printed photo of his father-in-law's face on the front.