Would you like a shag?

[Fnaar]

i.e. do you smoke a pipe or roll your own?

 

[dan_bo]

No, but i've heard Puffins are delicious.

 

[Landslide]

I thought you were getting the beers in...

 

[tyred]

I like mine rough.

 

[XmisterIS]

I had one last night, thank you for the offer though.

 

[Fnaar]

ah said, div yer smurk a peip ur rurl yer urn, like?

 

[Theseus]

I used to smoke a pipe and then went onto rolling my own using pipe tobacco (Clan) but now I am smober.

 

[dan_bo]

ah said, div yer smurk a peip ur rurl yer urn, like?

Divven't be gettin aaal posh on us like.

 

[Aperitif]

I used to smoke a pipe and then went onto rolling my own using pipe tobacco (Clan) but now I am smober.

A smober? That's a bit Clandestiny...

 

[HLaB]

No thanks, its cruel after all to keep wild birds as pets.

 

[BrumJim]

Ohh, yes please:

 

[dan_bo]

You would after you'd shagged it!

 

[Fnaar]

Now, why has that bird got a white front? All the shags I've ever known have been black all over...

 

[Moodyman]

Now, why has that bird got a white front?

Maybe it's a virgin and will turn black when it loses its purity

 

[guitarpete247]

Arv givven up smurkin. Ernly smurked cigars niver tabs thur. An niver rurl ups me bonny lad.