Would you Name Your Daughter Nutella?

[Archie_tect]

This is all hypothetical - I don't have a daughter.

You can borrow ours... MsA_T may have an alternative opinion.

 

[Archie_tect]

We get emails from Joe King... he works for a utilities company.

 

[TVC]

Reminds me of my favourite Russell Howard joke:

My girlfriend and I are huge Star Wars fans, we've even decided names for our children. If we have a boy we will call him Luke, if we have a girl then it's Admiral Ackbar.

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that your older son, Dave, or your youngest, Not Dave?

 

[Archie_tect]

I see Pebble takes after her mother.

 

[User169]

My daughter doesn't like Nutella, she'd have changed her name to Tesco Chocolate Spread if we'd saddled her with it.

We've got Aldi own-brand: "Sam"

 

[TVC]

Chlamydia is a lovely name for a girl.

 

[User169]

Chlamydia is a lovely name for a girl.

You do meet a Candida now and again.

 

[Brandane]

These sort of names are spreading

In my youth, one of the girls I knew had the nickname "margarine"; I can't think why .

 

[ColinJ]

If I had a child now, I would call him/her 'Immaculate' ...

 

[Brandane]

You do meet a Candida now and again.

They even made a song about her.

 

[Piemaster]

Had a mate at college called John Thomas. What was funny was he'd never heard the name used for it's alternative meaning before he had introduced himself to us and we'd stopped laughing.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Red Leicester?

That takes me back - I loved the B52s.

GC

 

[green1]

I just remembered, they used to be a producer of BBC comedies named Jo(e) King

I went to school with a joe king. Least appropriate name in the world as he was as funny as a hole in the head (Still funnier than Sarah Millican is though).