Would you ride one of these?

[blazed]

"IT" can go up to two hundred miles per hour, and gets three hundred miles to the gallon. The only problem is that "IT" is controlled by a quite painful and uncomfortable method; using four "flexi-grip handles" two held in the hands, one in the mouth, and a fourth handle which is inserted into the anus

 

[raleighnut]

 

[Roadrider48]

How much are they?

 

[snorri]

I'd give it a try if assured it would be fitted with an effective mudguard.

 

[cyberknight]

You mean ?