Yellow card for drivers

[Vikeonabike]

Found this whilst surfing for soemthing else.
Not sure just how easy it would be to affix to a passing missile but I like it.

 

[magnatom]

Found this whilst surfing for soemthing else.
Not sure just how easy it would be to affix to a passing missile but I like it.

I printed it out, but it doesn't work. I can't get it to stick to anything metallic (ferromagnetic for those in the know!) without using some blue tack. Who should I complain to?.....

 

[grhm]

I printed it out, but it doesn't work. I can't get it to stick to anything metallic (ferromagnetic for those in the know!) without using some blue tack. Who should I complain to?.....

LOL

 

[Origamist]

If some of the drivers I encounter saw you slap or chuck that thing at their car - be prepared for some sort of retribution.

 

[Tharg2007]

If some of the drivers I encounter saw you slap or chuck that thing at their car - be prepared for some sort of retribution.

that's where the red card come in handy, red card can be attached to a your fist, foot or a brick.

 

[jay clock]

I can imagine this will just piss them off even more.

 

[beanzontoast]

Reminds me of the 'next time don't park so close' leaflets that used to circulate at a relative's workplace. I doubt they had much effect other than in some cases strengthening the resolve of the 'culprit' to carry on doing exactly the same thing next time.

 

[J4CKO]

Surely a Dog Turd Launcher would be more effective ?

 

[Bollo]

Surely a Dog Turd Launcher would be more effective ?

Only if they make them in carbon.

 

[magnatom]

Would you have to carry around a supply of dog turd?!

 

[thomas]

When I was learning to drive, I had those magnetic L plates. One time I drove my Dad to Brighton for his mate's (not gay ) wedding. On the way back, going along a beautiful road, really enjoying the driving...all of a sudden, the front L plate gets picked up by a bit of wind...I was looking in the rear view to see where it landed so I could collect it. Pretty sure it landed on the car behind

I stopped, but they didn't - I couldn't find the L plate anywhere - hmmm.

Made Dad drive to the nearest Garage so we could get another L plate, he has been driving autos for years now and it was very funny watching him use (or not use ) gears again....30 mph in first

I like the idea of the magnet - though I think if you through it on a car you'd probably get a thump.

 

[Arch]

Would you have to carry around a supply of dog turd?!

Easy. Get it nice and fresh:

Although getting the dog to perform to cue might be tricky...

 

[magnatom]

Easy. Get it nice and fresh:

Although getting the dog to perform to cue might be tricky...

This brings to mind Tom and jerry Cartoons where Tom starts scribbling away producing a new fangled device to capture Jerry.

Magnatom, sharpens his pencil, sticks out his tongue and starts scribbling his plans for his latest invention:

The Bicycle Mounted Fresh Dog Turd Launcher.....

 

[skrx]

When I remember, I'll get a dry-wipe whiteboard marker. They rub off really easily from glass, so should be good for leaving messages on parked cars, like "You've blocked the exit to the park, that's what the double yellow lines were for. Don't be surprised if your car gets scratched."

 

[fossyant]

Look at the stem on that bike - good grief !!!!