Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
................. the knee area on your trousers starts frothing and foaming slightly from traces of left over washing detergent!
You know it's an unusually wet commute when ...................
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
That's your excuse, eh? 
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
You know your washing machine is on the way out when ......
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Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
I think the washing machine is OK, although maybe I used a bit too much detergent. I got soaked through three layers of clothing too, that good enough for you? Where are the other stories, surely I'm not the only one getting wet through!
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
No possibility of getting
wet through here
we're having a wonderful spell of weather.
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Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
Hey, it's cold oop North!
SatNavSaysStraightOn
Changed hemispheres!
- Location
- ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ 'ɐɹɹǝquɐƆ
You know it's an unusually wet commute when ...................
---- the water is running down your forehead into your eyes and you don't really care anymore! (ticked today)
---- you realise waterproofs have a fundamental flaw - there is a hole in the top for your head! (ticked today)
---- putting the bike away in the rain won't make you any wetter! (ticked today)
---- walking directly into the shower fully clothed doesn't make you any wetter (yep, ticked that one today as well!)
---- the water is running down your forehead into your eyes and you don't really care anymore! (ticked today)
---- you realise waterproofs have a fundamental flaw - there is a hole in the top for your head! (ticked today)
---- putting the bike away in the rain won't make you any wetter! (ticked today)
---- walking directly into the shower fully clothed doesn't make you any wetter (yep, ticked that one today as well!)
steveindenmark
Legendary Member
But as long as you are wet and WARM its perfectly ok.
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
- Location
- Nottingham
You know it's an unusually wet commute when ...................
---- you run over something you think is a squirrel, but then get a p******e from a fish bone
---- you run over something you think is a squirrel, but then get a p******e from a fish bone
RWright
Guru
- Location
- North Carolina
You are considering ear plugs so you won't get swimmers ear.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
When you leave the bike at home and take the truck.
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Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
Wimp!
Exile
Senior Member
- Location
- Manchester
...you decide it's time to stop pedalling and start paddling
classic33
Leg End Member
You'd think he'd be willing to walk part of the way.
