You know when you're get old when ...

[Velo711]

When your testicles tell you it's time to cut the lawn.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And I talk to our cats in bloody Norwegian, FFS!

Understandable Dayvo - the cats are Norwegian

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And to follow on that...

You know that you're getting older (or turning into a cyclist) when a gorgeous woman/man* cycles by and your gaze lingers on the bike...




*Depending on your inclinations.

Aw Rats. True story - I saw a nice lady ride past and my first thought was - "that saddle is too low"

 

[hopless500]

He is

They do. I have full on conversations with my lot. We could sort out all the world problems between us I reckon. As long as it involves doughnuts (for me) and kitty nibbles (for them) we have it covered