You know you're a grown up when...

[SD1]

Leave a pint?? That is for posh people with more money than sense man!!

I disagree you demand a replacement..... when you have drunk half a pint or more.

 

[Hitchington]

...instead of hanging about the swings in the park with my mates swigging cheap cider out of the bottle, I'm hanging about the swings in the park with my mates swigging merlot out of the bottle

 

[Cubist]

I met a couple of colleagues in a Wetherspoons where I found then looking glumly at their beer, which it turned out they didn't like. After a couple of minutes of this pathetic display I took them off them, went out in the street and poured the beer into the gutter and got them different pints. One my way back inside, I heard one of the smokers plaintively say to another "we could have drunk those."

New depths Adrian? Posting unashamedly about teasing poor people........

 

[cd365]

Pfffffft. When your mate come back from the bar carrying pints all round you know she's a legend. Plus she can beat me up the Col de Glandon

"Pint for the fella... Glass of white wine/ fruit-based drink for the lady!"

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

When you have worked hard all week and all your weekend consists of is running daughters to "fun" things and tidying the garden in order to put up the paddling pool for said daughters to enjoy during their summer holiday through which you are going to be working!

 

[jonny jeez]

I have done that already and she is only 8 years old. My aim when she gets to the appropriate age is to subcontract out driving lessons, she is like her mother and won't listen

Oh, she gets lessons to help her pass her test. I am just there to teach her to actually drive.

Actually, that's unfair her instructor provides a good mix of both.

 

[raleighnut]

I met a couple of colleagues in a Wetherspoons where I found then looking glumly at their beer, which it turned out they didn't like. After a couple of minutes of this pathetic display I took them off them, went out in the street and poured the beer into the gutter and got them different pints. One my way back inside, I heard one of the smokers plaintively say to another "we could have drunk those."

We've got a couple of Weatherspoons like that in Leicester.