You know you're getting old when.......

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Elmer Fudd, 19 Sep 2007.

  1. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    You contradict yourself in cycle chat forums.

    You can no longer use your age on your lotto ticket, but (even worse) you can use your date of birth.
  2. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Your third passport expires like mine just did:sad:
  3. bof

    bof Senior member. Oi! Less of the senior please

    The world
    The chief constables look so young nowadays
    You think Frank Sinatra is fantastic
    You dont fancy the women in a club because they are younger than your daughters.
    You catch yourself giving the same advice to a younger cycle club member more than once.
  4. OP
    Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I disagree, I've been practicing for (nearly) 50 years to be a dirty old man and I'm getting damn good at it ;);)
  5. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    When you go to bed before your children do...
  6. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    when you contemplate contributing to this thread.
  7. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Veteran

    When you think about wearing winter leggings in bed.

    And the wife agrees (I wonder why?)
  8. Lefire

    Lefire New Member

    when you're going to work before the students are coming home from a night out.
  9. monnet

    monnet Über Member

    I won't claim credit for this one as it was in the Times this morning and someone might catch me out passing it off as my own but:

    When major public funded projects are announced you start to calculate whether you'll be alive to see them completed.
  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Only this afternoon I found myself looking in one of those old-fashioned gentlemen's clothing shops with tweed jackets and brogues etc! :o):blush::blush:
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