You know you're getting old when.......


New Member
Your third passport expires like mine just did:sad:


Senior member. Oi! Less of the senior please
The world
The chief constables look so young nowadays
You think Frank Sinatra is fantastic
You dont fancy the women in a club because they are younger than your daughters.
You catch yourself giving the same advice to a younger cycle club member more than once.


Über Member
I won't claim credit for this one as it was in the Times this morning and someone might catch me out passing it off as my own but:

When major public funded projects are announced you start to calculate whether you'll be alive to see them completed.


Just passin' through
Only this afternoon I found myself looking in one of those old-fashioned gentlemen's clothing shops with tweed jackets and brogues etc! :o):blush::blush:
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