You know you're getting old when.......

[Elmer Fudd]

You contradict yourself in cycle chat forums.


You can no longer use your age on your lotto ticket, but (even worse) you can use your date of birth.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Your third passport expires like mine just did

 

[bof]

The chief constables look so young nowadays
You think Frank Sinatra is fantastic
You dont fancy the women in a club because they are younger than your daughters.
You catch yourself giving the same advice to a younger cycle club member more than once.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

You dont fancy the women in a club because they are younger than your daughters.

I disagree, I've been practicing for (nearly) 50 years to be a dirty old man and I'm getting damn good at it

 

[Fab Foodie]

When you go to bed before your children do...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

when you contemplate contributing to this thread.

 

[ChrisKH]

When you think about wearing winter leggings in bed.



And the wife agrees (I wonder why?)

 

[Lefire]

when you're going to work before the students are coming home from a night out.

 

[monnet]

I won't claim credit for this one as it was in the Times this morning and someone might catch me out passing it off as my own but:

When major public funded projects are announced you start to calculate whether you'll be alive to see them completed.

 

[Dayvo]

Only this afternoon I found myself looking in one of those old-fashioned gentlemen's clothing shops with tweed jackets and brogues etc!