You walk into a bar and you

[Aperitif]

Who's that ponce on the tin?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Who's that ponce on the tin?

Is it the Ikemeister? - Mr Turner himself?

Not that it excuses anything but he was a guitar hero....

......Oh yeah and he was f*cked up!!!

 

[sticky sherbert]

Meths...... a manly drink!!

 

[User169]

The apotheosis of the Belgian tripel.

 

[Cubist]

The apotheosis of the Belgian tripel.

9.5% ffs! No wonder the buggers can't speak..........

 

[spandex]

What is wrong with 9.5%

 

[Noodley]

One drink?

I would have a bottle of Henscke Hill of Grace:
http://www.henschke.com.au/wines/?wine=13

 

[Aperitif]

You can't afford wild hare too - you going to skip that Noodley?

 

[Noodley]

You can't afford wild hare too - you going to skip that Noodley?

I can just about reach out my kitchen window and grab a passing hare so it'll be alright

 

[ACS]

Meths...... a manly drink!!

Straight or this a dash of lemonade?

 

[Amanda P]

a pint of John Smiths or London Pride.

John Smiths?

John Smiths?

That's not beer. I'm not sure what it is, but it ain't beer.

London Pride, maybe.

Samuel Smiths, or Black Sheep - now that's beer.

 

[tdr1nka]

*thinks again*

3 fingers of Scruttock's 'Old Dirigible'.

*waits for Yello to spot the reference*

 

[threebikesmcginty]

John Smiths?

John Smiths?

That's not beer. I'm not sure what it is, but it ain't beer.

London Pride, maybe.

Samuel Smiths, or Black Sheep - now that's beer.

Lovely - I was enjoying a bottle of Sammy Smiths 'Old Brewery Pale Ale' on the weekend. Funny how the Smith family went different ways, one part produces some of Britains finest beers and the other John Smiths watery stuff in a tin.

If it was my only drink in the pub I'd have a Timothy Taylors Landlord pale ale.

 

[NickM]

The apotheosis of the Belgian tripel.

At last, somebody who knows enough to be worth buying a drink

Mine's a Westvleteren 12, because although I have yet to find the 12 in stock (despite trips to the source), Westvleteren 8 tastes like anybody else's 12...

Of course, no bar except the one attached to the abbey is allowed to sell Westvleteren beers; so if it's unavailable I'll be happy enough with a De Ranke XX bitter.

Re-stocking trip coming up on Tuesday week - woohoo!

 

[Will1985]

Mine's a pint of lime and lemonade, no ice.
No alcohol here.