You'd never have to worry about getting cut up again if you had one of these.

[Mad Doug Biker]

"Gordons Alive" 'GORDONS ALIVE!!'

FTFY

Yes, that's what I was thinking too, only without the wings.... and outfit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But, to be fair, this has to be one of the best death scenes ever! My eyes feel sore just watching it! (And yes, that is Captain Piquard later on... with hair!):


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37lXkrGMpMQ