I'll start, inspired by this mornings minor dogtatstrophe, although he only had a bit part.
Broke my trailer moving some bags of soil, wrenched my arm trying to rescue it, filthied my car boot moving the stuff from the trailer to the car so I could get the trailer off the road and the soil to the skip, all with a wrenched shoulder, had to go back to rescue trailer but it was beyond rescue so had to haul it into the skip by hand again with wrenched shoulder and now have a wrenched shoulder, a mound of soil in the back, still got most of the soil bags and have to clean the car boot. I wish I hadn't started.
Broke my trailer moving some bags of soil, wrenched my arm trying to rescue it, filthied my car boot moving the stuff from the trailer to the car so I could get the trailer off the road and the soil to the skip, all with a wrenched shoulder, had to go back to rescue trailer but it was beyond rescue so had to haul it into the skip by hand again with wrenched shoulder and now have a wrenched shoulder, a mound of soil in the back, still got most of the soil bags and have to clean the car boot. I wish I hadn't started.