your calamity today

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I'll start, inspired by this mornings minor dogtatstrophe, although he only had a bit part.

Broke my trailer moving some bags of soil, wrenched my arm trying to rescue it, filthied my car boot moving the stuff from the trailer to the car so I could get the trailer off the road and the soil to the skip, all with a wrenched shoulder, had to go back to rescue trailer but it was beyond rescue so had to haul it into the skip by hand again with wrenched shoulder and now have a wrenched shoulder, a mound of soil in the back, still got most of the soil bags and have to clean the car boot. I wish I hadn't started.
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
I don't think I've had it yet .... Now you've got me worried:eek:
 
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I don't think I've had it yet .... Now you've got me worried:eek:
Yours might be tomorrow.

And the dog's minor part was he was in the boot and he was reluctant to come out and even more reluctant to go in the back on the back seat and I had to wrestle 38kg of reluctant dog onto the back seat. Actually come to think of it, that's probably how I wrenched my shoulder and not trying to move the trailer.
 

nickyboy

Norven Mankey
I'll start, inspired by this mornings minor dogtatstrophe, although he only had a bit part.

Broke my trailer moving some bags of soil, wrenched my arm trying to rescue it, filthied my car boot moving the stuff from the trailer to the car so I could get the trailer off the road and the soil to the skip, all with a wrenched shoulder, had to go back to rescue trailer but it was beyond rescue so had to haul it into the skip by hand again with wrenched shoulder and now have a wrenched shoulder, a mound of soil in the back, still got most of the soil bags and have to clean the car boot. I wish I hadn't started.

How's the shoulder?
 

Fubar

Legendary Member
I'll start, inspired by this mornings minor dogtatstrophe, although he only had a bit part.

Broke my trailer moving some bags of soil, wrenched my arm trying to rescue it, filthied my car boot moving the stuff from the trailer to the car so I could get the trailer off the road and the soil to the skip, all with a wrenched shoulder, had to go back to rescue trailer but it was beyond rescue so had to haul it into the skip by hand again with wrenched shoulder and now have a wrenched shoulder, a mound of soil in the back, still got most of the soil bags and have to clean the car boot. I wish I hadn't started.

Yes, yes - but is the bike ok???
 

Fubar

Legendary Member
No calamities today (so far!) but on Friday I cycled to work and forgot my phone - nothing happened, on Saturday I forgot my mini pump and, er, nothing happened.

Not sure if that means I'm calamatous, lucky, or have early-onset dementia...
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
I've started on decorating the hall stairs and landing. The forewoman is already giving me black looks.



Its more of a job now cos I've got to put right all the bodgery committed by her ex-husband over 25 years ago due to pressure from 'The Management'
 
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