His logic is sound, must be rubbish hoovers.Are you related to my husband.... That's the sort of thing he'd do - we are now on Hoover number 6 or 7 in our relationship..... And it's not me that breaks them!
His logic is sound, must be rubbish hoovers.Are you related to my husband.... That's the sort of thing he'd do - we are now on Hoover number 6 or 7 in our relationship..... And it's not me that breaks them!
Not sure how Derek the Dyson would cope with a box of 2" 8's...That's what hoovers are for.
A Dyson! it's great watching them go round in the vortex rattling the plastic. You might as well break it now, Dyson's don't last long anyway.Not sure how Derek the Dyson would cope with a box of 2" 8's...
There's next weekend's entertainment sorted.A Dyson! it's great watching them go round in the vortex rattling the plastic.
You made that up for the insurance company didn't you.I lost my Rolex this morning. I had to hitch-hike to work and a Land Rover came so close that it ripped my left arm right off and now my watch is lying in a ditch somewhere.
Is your calamity a wee mouse? A cat is the answer!There's next weekend's entertainment sorted.
My humdrum calamity has been phone and broadband service blinking on and off for weeks. Today Mr BT (the 3rd guy to visit) came and finally discovered why:
That's a length of cable he brought down from on high to show me. Somewhat like a cat bringing in a dead mouse for inspection...Is your calamity a wee mouse? A cat is the answer!![]()
Squirrels; pesky critters: Shotgun.That's a length of cable he brought down from on high to show me. Somewhat like a cat bringing in a dead mouse for inspection...
I'd have to borrow my neighbour's; and I'd probably shoot out the rest of the good cable.Squirrels; pesky critters: Shotgun.