your calamity today

[Crackle]

Are you related to my husband.... That's the sort of thing he'd do - we are now on Hoover number 6 or 7 in our relationship..... And it's not me that breaks them!

His logic is sound, must be rubbish hoovers.

 

[cosmicbike]

That's what hoovers are for.

Not sure how Derek the Dyson would cope with a box of 2" 8's...

 

[Crackle]

Not sure how Derek the Dyson would cope with a box of 2" 8's...

A Dyson! it's great watching them go round in the vortex rattling the plastic. You might as well break it now, Dyson's don't last long anyway.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

I lost my Rolex this morning. I had to hitch-hike to work and a Land Rover came so close that it ripped my left arm right off and now my watch is lying in a ditch somewhere.

 

[anothersam]

A Dyson! it's great watching them go round in the vortex rattling the plastic.

There's next weekend's entertainment sorted.

My humdrum calamity has been phone and broadband service blinking on and off for weeks. Today Mr BT (the 3rd guy to visit) came and finally discovered why:

 

[Crackle]

I lost my Rolex this morning. I had to hitch-hike to work and a Land Rover came so close that it ripped my left arm right off and now my watch is lying in a ditch somewhere.

You made that up for the insurance company didn't you.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

There's next weekend's entertainment sorted.

My humdrum calamity has been phone and broadband service blinking on and off for weeks. Today Mr BT (the 3rd guy to visit) came and finally discovered why:

Is your calamity a wee mouse? A cat is the answer!

 

[screenman]

The company that I buy my tool boxes off of cannot supply the 10 I need this week until the middle of July.

 

[PK99]

Wen on 70 mile recce ride to a fantastic pub, great range of real ales.

Problem was that start and end of ride was the garage where i dropped off my car for a service - so limited to 1 pint.

 

[Crackle]

[QUOTE 3724414, member: 259"]Broken trailer - wooh. Those things cost a lot nowadays. I've even seen some with brake lights on. [/QUOTE]
My brake lights worked, it was just the half axle that decided to part from it's weld.

 

[anothersam]

Is your calamity a wee mouse? A cat is the answer!

That's a length of cable he brought down from on high to show me. Somewhat like a cat bringing in a dead mouse for inspection...

 

[Crackle]

That's a length of cable he brought down from on high to show me. Somewhat like a cat bringing in a dead mouse for inspection...

Squirrels; pesky critters: Shotgun.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Marks and Spencer at St Pancras are out of Gin and proper tonic mixes.

They only have that diet stuff left.

If today was Friday there would be a riot.

 

[anothersam]

Squirrels; pesky critters: Shotgun.

I'd have to borrow my neighbour's; and I'd probably shoot out the rest of the good cable.

 

[Crackle]

If ever I saw a guilty squirrel, that's it.

Oh I said squirrel out loud. That's the dog gone to the back door at high speed.


oh he's back.