Your dream job.

[Chuffy]

Admire my huge Twaaat. Book case.

 

[Dayvo]

A small, portable bed, specifically designed for the busy and sexually active person.
I give you the fukon

 

[Globalti]

I would design a user-friendly vessel for semen collection by artificial inseminators of cattle and I would call it Billy Bunk.

 

[Fab Foodie]

A small, portable bed, specifically designed for the busy and sexually active person.
I give you the fukon

LOL

 

[walker]

Are some of you best friends with Tony Blackburn on Myspace or something??? your all talking about wood and what you would like to do with it???

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I'd create a nice 'V' shaped beanbag that you rested your legs on (along the lines of the 'V') and your arse on the part where the two lines met. It would have a nice padded back to support you, but basically you'd be sitting spreadeagled when upon it.

I'd market it specifically to women, and it would be called the Fackmii

 

[magnatom]

I hope everyone is patenting their ideas before posting them on here! Clive Sinclair may be reading this thread....

 

[Twenty Inch]

I'd sell millions of 3mm diameter polystyrene balls and call it StëfFing.