Your favorite unrecipes.

[Rhythm Thief]

Leave out the pasta, mayo and the peanut butter, and substitute a packet of bread sauce and some ground steak.

I'm dribbling...

Sounds good to me. The whole point of that "recipe" is it's never the same twice.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Leave out the pasta, mayo and the peanut butter, and substitute a packet of bread sauce and some ground steak.

I'm dribbling...

Sounds good to me. The whole point of that "recipe" is it's never the same twice.

 

[slowmotion]

Sounds good to me. The whole point of that "recipe" is it's never the same twice.

IMVVHO, probably just as well....

 

[slowmotion]

Sounds good to me. The whole point of that "recipe" is it's never the same twice.

IMVVHO, probably just as well....

 

[longers]

I just don't understand why you would spend ages cooking a roast dinner to make it all taste the same unless you are a crap cook and need it to drown out the taste

Gravy is much more than brown, if it's good it should be able to be enjoyed on its own. Sauce is just a posh word for gravy. So is Jus.

 

[longers]

I just don't understand why you would spend ages cooking a roast dinner to make it all taste the same unless you are a crap cook and need it to drown out the taste

Gravy is much more than brown, if it's good it should be able to be enjoyed on its own. Sauce is just a posh word for gravy. So is Jus.

 

[longers]

I did try spaghetti with nutella once.

A waste of spaghetti and nutella.

 

[longers]

I did try spaghetti with nutella once.

A waste of spaghetti and nutella.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Go to a local supermarket, buy ready meals or pizza, come home, shove them in the oven.

Hey presto, my version of food hell.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Go to a local supermarket, buy ready meals or pizza, come home, shove them in the oven.

Hey presto, my version of food hell.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I did try spaghetti with nutella once.

A waste of spaghetti and nutella.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I did try spaghetti with nutella once.

A waste of spaghetti and nutella.

 

[Weegie]

My nightmare unrecipe is popular with the young'uns round here - chips & curry sauce from the local chinese takeaway. Nothing wrong with chips & curry sauce in itself, but this lot compress it at high pressure into one of those metal food containers. By the time it is unpacked, it comes out as a solid lump, like a vomit-coloured meatloaf. Lovely.

 

[Weegie]

My nightmare unrecipe is popular with the young'uns round here - chips & curry sauce from the local chinese takeaway. Nothing wrong with chips & curry sauce in itself, but this lot compress it at high pressure into one of those metal food containers. By the time it is unpacked, it comes out as a solid lump, like a vomit-coloured meatloaf. Lovely.

 

[vernon]

ewwwww why drown the flavour of your food in brown

I'm with you on this. I don't use any post cooking additives i.e.

• salt
• pepper
• ketchup
• gravy
• sauces e.g. bechemel, apple, cranberry

to mask the tastes of the underlying food.