your last words

[ColinJ]

One way round it is to write your own epitaph. If it's witty or poignant enough, people will remember that instead.

I told you I was ill.

Apparently, the church didn't like it ...

He was buried at St Thomas's cemetery but the Chichester diocese refused to allow this epitaph. A compromise was reached with the Irish translation, "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite".

 

[GrumpyGregry]

"See you on the other side!"

 

[TVC]

Wow, that was spectacular.

 

[Archie_tect]

Look, give it here, if it was live it would.....

 

[accountantpete]

BBC is all shoot isn't it? Christ the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space.

(with apologies to Adam Faith)

 

[Arch]

"Well, why didn't you bloody look then?"
(In reply to SMIDSY as I lie expiring on the tarmac.)

Or "What part of this flourescent yellow coat did you not see?"

 

[coffeejo]

<singing>"It's the end of the world as I know it and I feel..........."

 

[vernon]

Take that bloody pillow off my face.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Well, it's all been good fun'
'That was nowhere near as hard as I thought it would be', possibly at the top of Alpe D'Huez or some such.
'This isn't what it looks like!!'
Or, rather more dull,
'Yes, some more tea would be great. Got any chocolate Hob-Nobs?'

 

[hotfuzzrj]

I'd like to go out laughing, or at least with a smile on my face.
Imagine all your friends and family enjoying a joke, a story, some memories, the good times; you're all laughing, then you go...
Then anytime someone got sad that you're gone, they'll remember laughing and the good old stories.
(That's what we did with my Grandad, I think the hospital thought us very callous!)

 

[taximan]

I was once involved in an accident and the last thought that I remember was Oh Sh**

 

[PpPete]

"Listen, I have a cunning plan"

(as per Baldrick)

 

[byegad]

Said at 105, in bed with a 30 year old blonde and her younger sister.

'What do you mean your husband's just come home?.. Argh!!!!'

 

[ianrauk]

I was once involved in an accident and the last thought that I remember was Oh Sh**

The last words of Cozy powell, rock drummer extraordinaire was exactly that, "Oh shoot". He was on the phone to his missus when he crashed his car.

 

[NormanD]

6-11-23-27-32-39 ...YESSSSS! I've won the Lotttt"Gasp!" thud!!