your last words

[Melonfish]

"YEEeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
with luck.

if not then most likely "oh pants" before something unexpected does away with me.

i'd love to do a ghostbusters "Death is but a door, time is but a window" surrounded by arcane books and dribbly candles
pete

 

[tyred]

shoot! I forgot the parachute.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

H2SO4, that's water isn't it?

*glug*

 

[yello]

I don't want to tempt fate by mentioning my preferred last words.

Which, of course, does leave me with the dilemma of exactly when I say them. Timing is everything to that perfect final utterance.

Can you imagine the feeling of disappointment waking up on the stretcher with just a bruise on your head having wasted your finely honed witty departing remark?

 

[yello]

not screaming in terror like the rest of his passengers..

Emo Phillips? .... amongst many others probably!

 

[dellzeqq]

"YEEeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

as in?



or, almost as good...

 

[tyred]

farking bread's jammed in the toaster. I'll just use this stainless steel fork to pick it out. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

 

[tyred]

I think my gas cooker's leaking. I must find out where but I'll just have a quick smoke before I start.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I took the brakes off and the bike is soooo much lighter, here - watch me gooooooooooooo........................

 

[fossyant]

I was once involved in an accident and the last thought that I remember was Oh Sh**

Or "This is gonna hurt".

 

[ColinJ]

****ing bread's jammed in the toaster. I'll just use this stainless steel fork to pick it out. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

I couldn't believe it when I did it, but I actually used a sharp knife to try and unjam a paper shredder while it was still switched on! I almost shredded the knife and the knife almost cut my finger off ...

Annoyingly, for some reason, the serrated blade of the knife no longer cuts smoothly ...

 

[Night Train]

My last words, after a nightshift, on the way home at 6.30 this morning were in passing to a cyclist waiting at the lights on superhighway 3 (because, as we all know, hoop*ercycleway*3 rules are that everybody other than cyclists has priority at lights - bikes are actually written out of the traffic lights phase). It's cold, pouring down with rain, my fingers are too cold to change gear without pain...

"Some guy back there is cycling in shorts. How the fùck do they do that?''

And I meant it. How do they do it?

So did you then die after that?

 

[TVC]

I was once involved in an accident and the last thought that I remember was Oh Sh**

When I had my big collision, my only utterance as the car crossed my path was 'F*****g T**t'

Unfortunately I suspect many innocent fatal accident victims have said something similar with their last breath.

 

[postman]

Mine could have been 'silly bastard'.I was having a garden fire with crap out of the garage also.It would not get going,so on went some turps.No.On went on a whole tin of nitromores paint stripper.Light the match put to paper.Whoomp a grey cloud of fog,no oxygen threw myself backwards.Then swore.