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[Beebo]

Spoiler: Swearing in image

Time for the Viz board game

 

[perplexed]

I received a text this morning to tell me that a laptop I had ordered would be delivered today between 14.41 and 15.41.

And it was delivered at exactly 14.41.

That is all.

And, you being in Scotland, stolen by 14.43...

 

[snorri]

And, you being in Scotland and living dangerously close to the English border, stolen by 14.43...

FTFY

 

[Supersuperleeds]

My missus is currently waiting for something that was supposed to be delivered "between 07:00 and 22:00" today and that requires a signature. It left Bristol at 09:30 and has still not arrived. Good job it's a non working day, but we've not been able to go anywhere, and I've ended up on gardening detail as a result! Less than impressed.

This is why I tend to get stuff delivered to work.

 

[Bollo]

And it was delivered at exactly 14.41.

Is that just after it gets light or just before it goes dark? Or both?

 

[mjr]

This is why I tend to get stuff delivered to work.

I used one of those automatic delivery boxes at the local petrol station last time, as Decathlon offered it for no extra charge. Worked fairly well. About the only improvement they could make would be a proper crossing from the cycle track to/from it

DPD and Royal Mail both work well here at the moment. UKMail have improved since about a year ago I think. Yodel are still cyclist-obstructing nobbers who are completely negating their sponsorship of races IMO - to make their sponsored sprints at the Tours of Britain more realistic, they should park two of their vans totally blocking the route about 50m before the line.

 

[Saluki]

Saturday now, maybe Tuesday but definitely by Wednesday

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am currently waiting on a delivery scheduled to be delivered by UK Mail (never heard of them) between 11.38 - 12.38.

Was going to post in Mundane News but then thought it was far too exciting

 

[Mo1959]

I am currently waiting on a delivery scheduled to be delivered by UK Mail (never heard of them) between 11.38 - 12.38.

Was goign to post in Mundane News but then thought it was far too exciting

I've had a few deliveries by them. Usually spot on with their times.

 

[User6179]

I am currently waiting on a delivery scheduled to be delivered by UK Mail (never heard of them) between 11.38 - 12.38.

Was going to post in Mundane News but then thought it was far too exciting

Have you not considered a webcam on your front door and making it pay per view ?

 

[mjr]

I've had a few deliveries by them. Usually spot on with their times.

UKMail are notably good around here for walking more than a few metres with a heavy load instead of Yodel's tactic of blocking the cycle tracks/lanes and forcing you to play chicken with oncoming motorists.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I've had a few deliveries by them. Usually spot on with their times.

Just delivered.

Have you not considered a webcam on your front door and making it pay per view ?

How will I film it being delivered?

 

[User6179]

How will I film it being delivered?

Tape your mobile phone to the front door and stream from it .

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Tape your mobile phone to the front door and stream from it .

Alas

 

[User6179]

Alas
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You can buy a camera attachment for those phones