Your Weekly Horoscopes

[Markymark]

Horoscopes is total bollocks. I don't believe a word of it....which is typical Sagittarius.

 

[steve50]

Taurus:

Your like a bull in a china shop at the moment. Too much energy, and causing too much destruction.

Go for a ride on your bike. Take it out on the pedals, climb a few hills, capture a few KoMs, or at least, PBs.

Almost right, I have too much energy but use it all 100% with my current family issues, hills and PB's are right on the money

 

[Random Monkey]

Horoscopes is total bollocks. I don't believe a word of it....which is typical Sagittarius.

In which case, ignore the Horoscope, and use the time saved wisely. Like going out on a bike ride, for example.

 

[Tin Pot]

And finally: Cancer:

I predict a significant accident for you. I see damaged wheels, tears, repairs, and a medic.

Avoid fate by going out on your bike instead.

Feck me.

 

[Random Monkey]

Feck me.

No. Ride a bike instead.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Aquarius

Sorry - missed you out.

You are hanging on to something, unwilling to let go and move on. But it is stopping you progressing, developing, getting new experiences.

So let go of that book, and get out on your bike instead.

Hey, this randomness is not so random after all.
You have a gift!

 

[Lilliburlero]

My star sign is Pyrex.... I was a test tube baby.

 

[steve50]

I was a test tube baby..............................my daddy was a w#nker

 

[Jenkins]

Aquarius

You are hanging on to something, unwilling to let go and move on.

You've obviously seen the contents of my Asgard & the indoor shed.

 

[Dec66]

I'm a Scorpio, which apparently makes me something of a sex pest.

At least, that's what told the arresting officer, in attempted mitigation.

 

[Random Monkey]

My star sign is Pyrex.... I was a test tube baby.

Whilst such velocepede designs as the hobby horse and boneshaker were the first successful attempts at two-wheeled, human powered mobility, the popularity was somewhat limited by their weight and hard ride. The arrival of mass horse-less transport needed a step-change in technology before it could really take off. The one factor that opened the gates to further technological advances such as the Safety Cycle, pneumatic tyres and gears, was the use of steel in the frame, and, in particular, steel tubing. Without this devleopment lightening the frame and making mass-production feasible, none of the other ideas would have gained traction. Hence, the single biggest factor in the popularisation of the bicycle was the development, and eventual use of steel tubing for the frame.

Hence, as a test tube child, it would be a dis-service to your parentage to ignore the parentage of the humble bicycle. You know what you need to do to honour your ancestry?

Get on your bike, and go out for a ride!

 

[davidphilips]

Fed up with just doing the Quiz, I'm now branching out into further magazine-style distractions.

Get on your bike, and go out for a ride!

lol, why not just take your own advice and go out on a bike.