You're a burglar, but....

[PeteXXX]

You're a burglar, but you can only steal things that will mildly inconvenience people.

I'm going with..
The round plate out of the microwave.

 

[I like Skol]

I'm going with..
The round plate out of the microwave.

Very good, and in a similar vein, I will take the power base-plate for the electric kettle.

Perhaps we should focus on something cycling related? How about taking the cycling helmet, leaving the home-owner facing the dilema of riding helmetless or seeking an alternative means of transport......

 

[MichaelW2]

Franklin Mint commemerative plate of Princess Diana.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Franklin...-Diana-Princess-Of-Wales-Shy-Di-/303123624827

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Franklin Mint commemerative plate of Princess Diana.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Franklin...-Diana-Princess-Of-Wales-Shy-Di-/303123624827

Shirley that would be a blessing not an inconvenience

 

[Dayvo]

The toilet seat - a minor inconvenience.

 

[I like Skol]

Franklin Mint commemerative plate of Princess Diana.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Franklin...-Diana-Princess-Of-Wales-Shy-Di-/303123624827

You haven't quite got the gist of this thread have you? That's just stealing (in more ways than one). We're looking at disruption disproportionate to the item removed. Like taking all the car keys but leaving the car/s.

 

[postman]

All the remote controls.

 

[DaveReading]

The TV remote.

 

[Archie_tect]

All the toilet paper...

 

[Deleted member 26715]

All the remote controls.

The TV remote.

or just the batteries

 

[PeteXXX]

Door knobs

 

[Dayvo]

The tin openers.

 

[Archie_tect]

The little plastic cover on the key that opens the back door which distinguishes it from the front door key...

 

[Dayvo]

All the taps in the house.

 

[Bazzer]

The multisockets that are behind the TV and near the router.