You're a burglar, but....

[DCLane]

The fridge and washing machine handles.

 

[Archie_tect]

The latch from the inside of the garage up and over door... oh and nick the garage lightbulb while you're there.

 

[Archie_tect]

All the sellotape...

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

All the shoelaces.

 

[Nibor]

The landing lightbulb

 

[I like Skol]

Come on guys, it's a cycling forum for God's sake! Let down the bike tyres and steal all the pumps.

 

[Archie_tect]

The little red bulb from the standby light in the TV

 

[Archie_tect]

Come on guys, it's a cycling forum for God's sake! Let down the bike tyres and steal all the pumps.

All the little nuts off the presta valve inserts without letting the air out... but put the caps back on.

 

[I like Skol]

Steal all the bicycle saddles. They can still use the bikes but it will be inconvienient.

 

[Amanda P]

All the spare inner tubes in each size, except the one with the slow puncture that no-one ever quite gets around to fixing or replacing.

 

[Amanda P]

All the 10mm spanners, sockets and Y-wrenches.

(I’m probably enjoying this far too much).

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Toilet roll holders

 

[swee'pea99]

This thread reminds me of a line from when I saw Chorus Line on stage maybe 40 years ago, when characters are sharing stories of their troubled youth and one says that he used to break into people's houses, and "Oh, I didn't steal anything - I'd just rearrange their furniture."

 

[Nibor]

All the valve cores

 

[Deleted member 26715]

The little wheel in everyone's mouses [mice?]

How old is your mouse?