You're a burglar, but....

[biggs682]

Front door or if bike related garage door

 

[biggs682]

All of one person’s underwear, so they’ll have to borrow someone else’s.

You mean to say you don't already wear other people's pants ..... What are you wierd or something

 

[Sharky]

Just hope nobody breaks into our garage and nicks all the paint brushes. I wouldn't be able to decorate the lounge all day Sunday.

 

[Archie_tect]

How old is your mouse?

Don't people have little scroll wheels on their mouses anymore? All mine have got them!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Steal their sofa 🛋

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don't people have little scroll wheels on their mouses anymore? All mine have got them!

Yep I do.

 

[Dayvo]

Swap the family cat with a stray lookalike.

 

[Hicky]

All chargers for phones and batteries.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Don't people have little scroll wheels on their mouses anymore? All mine have got them!

Not for the last few decades

 

[PeteXXX]

Pete, this is stopping me from working....

The little wheel in everyone's mouses [mice?]

Sorry... (I'm not really )

 

[PeteXXX]

QR skewers

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

The cat litter tray and keys to the front and back door.

 

[jowwy]

i would steal the tyre sealent from their tubeless tyres

 

[Zanelad]

The tea bags.

 

[PeteXXX]

The little springy clip thing on an umbrella shafts that makes it stay up..