You're Fired!

[Octet]

The Apprentice starts today :P

Don't shoot me down with fire, but I love the show, not least because of the utterly moronic comments and business decissions that some of them come out with (not suggesting I would be any better if I was in the situation though).

Anyone else going to be watching it?

 

[hoopdriver]

I don't watch TV at all. I have heard of the show you mention but wouldn't have a clue what it is about. So no, I won't be watching...

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I wonder if the "I'm a winner, I don't even know what loser means" types ever watch the show with their heads in their hands realising what complete tits they'd made of themselves?

Or maybe they really are too stupid to see themselves as the rest of us see them.

 

[welsh dragon]

I must admit I've never watched the programme.

 

[Octet]

I wonder if the "I'm a winner, I don't even know what loser means" types ever watch the show with their heads in their hands realising what complete tits they'd made of themselves?

Or maybe they really are too stupid to see themselves as the rest of us see them.

My favourite was a couple of years ago when this one person filled their entire CV with cliche's and cheesey sayings such as "If life gave me lemons, I would make lemonade and then sell it".

He got to one of the final stages, and one of the main interviewers asked "describe yourself without using a cliche" and he thought about it for a moment, and said "I am what it says on the tin". The interviewers face was just priceless!

 

[ComedyPilot]

There's always the off button.

Mine gets a lot of use at the moment....

 

[Pale Rider]

I like The Aprrentice, although I've lost interest in previous series as the weeks rolled by.

I'm not sure who I'd most like to slap, the unbearably smug Karren Brady, the dumb contestants, or just the arrogant ones.

And if Sugar spoke to me like he speaks to some of the contestants, I would shove him head first through that glass wall.

 

[Crackle]

I wonder if the "I'm a winner, I don't even know what loser means" types ever watch the show with their heads in their hands realising what complete tits they'd made of themselves?

Or maybe they really are too stupid to see themselves as the rest of us see them.

I'm narrowing it down to the 2nd paragraph.

I hate it.

 

[Brandane]

The Apprentice starts today :P

Don't shoot me down with fire, but I love the show, not least because of the utterly moronic comments and business decissions that some of them come out with (not suggesting I would be any better if I was in the situation though).

Anyone else going to be watching it?

I used to watch it; unusually for me as I'm not a TV watcher normally. However, that was back in the day when there was a wide range of personalities among the contestants, and some who were actually quite likeable.
I started watching the last series, but they were all clones of each other. Smug, arrogant, money obsessed nobbers - the lot of them. I therefore didn't find it entertaining as I couldn't pick ANY who I wanted to do well!
Having seen a trailer for the new series, I suspect it will be much the same as last year, so - no, I won't be watching.

 

[Peteaud]

Cant stan Salan myself, but Karen Bradey is lovely

 

[ianrauk]

Car Crash TV. The very worst type of voyeuristic crap with a bunch of wannabe yuppies thinking they are gods gift when in fact they have the brains of a gnat.

Love it, i'll be watching.

 

[fossyant]

I will be watching. My 11 year old daughter loves it. She can't believe how stupid these adults are !

 

[CopperCyclist]

Watch it every year, love it. Basically what @ianrauk said

And be careful about being rude about Sir Alan. As a keen cyclist he may well be on here under a pseudonym - you never know

 

[LarryDuff]

I've watched every series and am looking forward to this one too. I would admit though that the last few series haven't been quite as good as before.

 

[Drago]

Useless fact. Nick Hewer lives a few fields along from me. Often see him in the local shop.