You're Fired!

[Fnaar]

And be careful about being rude about Sir Alan. As a keen cyclist he may well be on here under a pseudonym - you never know

Waspyfecker!!!!!!!!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And be careful about being rude about Sir Alan. As a keen cyclist he may well be on here under a pseudonym - you never know

I'm Alan Sugar!

 

[Andy_R]

no you're not...you're not smug enough

 

[Archie_tect]

Watch it every year, love it. Basically what @ianrauk said

And be careful about being rude about Sir Alan. As a keen cyclist he may well be on here under a pseudonym - you never know

I know it's not me.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Corned beef thighs. Mmmmm.

 

[swee'pea99]

Watched The Muppet Show & loved it for many series, well past the point where it had become a parody of itself, but a couple of series ago I suddenly decided that I was bored with it. There's a limit. It's fun, but it's just the same, again, and again, and again. And last series I just thought, sod it, I really can't be arsed. And I couldn't. And I didn't. And I won't again. And like last time, I'm pretty sure I won't miss it. For me at least, it's fired.

 

[ufkacbln]

Car Crash TV. The very worst type of voyeuristic crap with a bunch of wannabe yuppies thinking they are gods gift when in fact they have the brains of a gnat.

Love it, i'll be watching.

I have always thought that given the inherent incompetence of these candidates that they should have a Pub quiz team, or a group of 14 year old kidss as a "control group" to show just how simple much of this is

 

[slowwww]

For me it’s just the same as with X Factor. I like the early couple of programs to watch the real nobbers making fools of themselves, but once it's progressed to the point where someone very occasionally shows a modicum of ability, I lose interest!

 

[ianrauk]

Well it didn't disappoint.. what a bunch of fekwit wannabee's.
Love it.

 

[Fnaar]

Cant stan Salan myself, but Karen Bradey is lovely

No t a very flattering photo! Her head looks like it's just come out of a tumble dryer.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Alan Sugar I like, though. Top bloke who worked up from nowhere and made a pile, and a man who makes sure he pays every penny he owes in tax, not like the champagne socialists who lecture the rest of us on how public spirited we should be then do everything possible to avoid paying as much as they can themselves.

Are you listening Bono, you hypocritical tosser?

 

[Cyclist33]

I will be watching. My 11 year old daughter loves it. She can't believe how stupid these adults are !

Hang on, didn't she know that already?

 

[summerdays]

I like it, and I guess I watch with fascination that some people can have that much confidence in their abilities and can't see what we see!

I'd be hopeless at it I suspect, but I'm sure I wouldn't try charging £250 for a bucket of cleaning products. And to be so unaware of what he meant by environment!

 

[Racing roadkill]

I'm sure the T.V. executives choose these cretins on purpose, to wind people who watch the train crash that is 'The Apprentice' up. They crack me up. The majority don't seem to have the foggiest clue about even the basics of business. I do love the bull they put on their C.V's though. "I'm an entrepreneur", no, that is an observation made about someone by a third party, not one made by the person. The 'brainstorming sessions' made me howl. They didn't have a grasp of the absolute basics, people in the organisation, the organisation in it's environment, what their strategy should be, or anything at all. Still it made for a giggle anyhow. I don't know how these monkeys manage to tie their own shoe laces, let alone run a business.

 

[Fnaar]

I'd like to think they have an ironic self-awareness, and know full well that they are coming out with total claptrap... however, this is mostly simply not the case, they really are that thick and that deluded. Occasionally, the Dara O'Briaiaiaiian follow-up prog (which is hilarious) gives an inkling that the fired person is actually not that much of a nobber, but not very often.
I love the show, it's the funniest thing on TV.