Any good jokes ... ?

[JtB]

What a shame that this wasn't one of the "Trumps" that "Nelly the Elephant" took away with her when she said goodby to the circus.

 

[atbman]

How do they make kids Frog bikes?

Rivet Rivet Rivet

 

[MiK1138]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

 

[bruce1530]

Nigel Farage supports the Brexit campaign, and to great surprise, against all the polls and public expectations, they win.

Nigel Farage supports the Trump campaign, and to great surprise, against all the polls and public expectations, they win.

Nigel Farage is now being approached to be the next Scotland football team manger....

 

[subaqua]

Nigel Farage supports the Brexit campaign, and to great surprise, against all the polls and public expectations, they win.

Nigel Farage supports the Trump campaign, and to great surprise, against all the polls and public expectations, they win.

Nigel Farage is now being approached to be the next Scotland football team manger....

I heard Welsh and Scottish rugby were after signing him.

 

[Mr Celine]

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

 

[Venod]

The wife's driving me mad, ever since it started snowing she keeps looking through the window.

If it gets any worse I will have to let her in.

 

[Arjimlad]

I tried clearing my frozen windscreen with a M&S card this morning, but only got 10% off.

 

[Andy_R]

Apparently Harry Potter can't work out the difference between his cooking pot and his best pal. They're both cauldron....

 

[PaulB]

I see that Mick Hucknall has become the latest celebrity to be embroiled in a sex scandal. This time, it involves rabbits of all things! He's accused of holding back the ears while boasting that 'bunny's too tight to mention.'

I hope they throw away the key. And meanwhile, I'll get me coat.

 

[Andy_R]

Mrs_R has just told me to stop being silly and grow up. I was speechless!!

Mind you it is hard to talk when you have 8 jaffa cakes in your mouth.........

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

I recently played in a football match where the pitch was completely covered in loose chippings.
But I'm pleased to say that my team won 2-1 on aggregate

 

[PaulB]

...'well it tastes like prawns.'


Sorry, only the punchline suitable for this site. You'll have to fill in the lead-up yourselves.

 

[benb]

...'well it tastes like prawns.'


Sorry, only the punchline suitable for this site. You'll have to fill in the lead-up yourselves.

*googles*
*vomits*

 

[TheDoctor]

...'well it tastes like prawns.'


Sorry, only the punchline suitable for this site. You'll have to fill in the lead-up yourselves.

Just. Plain. Wrong.