Any good jokes ... ?

[mrandmrspoves]

28, One to claim that you should not be replacing the light bulb with another light bulb, but the new wonder light bulb at three time the price, that will enhance the user's eyesight by 0.57%.

......and save a 3rd of the electricity cost by only being half as bright as a non "eco" bulb!

 

[colly]

29. At least one joker suggesting the wire's slack.

 

[Dangermouse]

A farmer was looking over his field containing heifers and his prize bull when there was an earthquake. When he picked himself up he noticed all the heifers were had also fallen over but the bull looked as if it had remained upright. The farmer enquired of the bull how could this be so and the bull replied:

'We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down!

You have to be a certain age to understand this one

 

[Dangermouse]

Well the wire is slack..........

 

[Speicher]

30 One to get incandescent with rage

31 One to go off topic and when the newest member Jennifer joins in the thread, "Hallo Jen".

 

[Speicher]

32 Two members get banned from thread when they say they want to screw in the lightbulb rather than use a bayonet.

 

[Speicher]

33 Some one from Tea? joins the thread and offers everyone a current bun.

 

[ufkacbln]

34. someone then explains how the light bulb failure is the direct fault of Margaret THatcher / the Present Government and how it would never have failed under Labour

 

[rvw]

35. Someone who hasn't read the earlier posts to question whether its a light bulb or a lightbulb, or whether the proper term is lamp.



36. Five members to award TMNs to the poster of #33.



37. Two newbies to question the derivation of the term "TMN".

 

[Archie_tect]

So.... any good jokes?

....what?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?

 

[postman]

Postman,this colonoscopy will not hurt.Just a little prick to start with. yes well it is cold outside, Nurse.

 

[CharlieB]

A farmer was looking over his field containing heifers and his prize bull when there was an earthquake. When he picked himself up he noticed all the heifers were had also fallen over but the bull looked as if it had remained upright. The farmer enquired of the bull how could this be so and the bull replied:

'We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down!

We have run out of jokes - that was post #166

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

"An Englishman's home is his Castle"

Well, they are now, half of them have got moats

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What's green and has 200 eyes?






A big tree in Somerset