Bonj is [no longer] thinking of leaving - who's going with him?

[Andy in Sig]

If he does go are we going to have a whip round to buy him a set of mudguards as a leaving present?

 

[rich p]

Bonjy baby, don't go, please don't, I'm begging you to stay

 

[Wigsie]

I'd miss Bonj too ... he gives you an alternative, interesting and unlikely view on the world (which I hope is not real or else we are DOOMED). However I'm staying complete with my mudguards.

+ 1 he says some amazing things and people like that are what keep life (and forums) interesting and entertaining, whatever the reason he says these things (probably vanity/attention/booze) he should stay.... slap a prime number ban on him (maybe 11) to give him a sense of importance and membership to an elite group and he will be on here for life!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

See ya Bonjy, me old mucker. It's been emotional.

 

[Landslide]

What makes one prime number better than another? I'd have thought that larger ones would be more impressive, as there would be more (smaller) numbers that could be potential divisors.

 

[dellzeqq]

I'm fearful that, should I rejoice in his disappearance, he'll be that little bit more likely to stick around. So, I'll be as objective as I can...............












sod it, who needs Bonj when we have Arbitrary? Let's cherish the real deal!

 

[swee'pea99]

No! Not the BS-meister himself!

 

[Joe24]

Abitarys right - only the interesting people get banned here.

CC is becoming mediocrity soup.

Dont go Bonj - we need extremeties so we know where the edges are!

If thats true, your calling me interesting

Bonj, stop being such a baby and get on with winding people up!!
I dont think Bonj will leave though, he will do his disapearing act then come back under a new username until we all work out its him, then he will go back to being Bonj. He loves this forum too much.

 

[asterix]

Bonj is pure entertainment. And I only come on here for entertainment. You could therefore extrapolate my pleasure into a greater reason but that would just titilliate my vanity. So don't do it.

He *wants* to be banned. He's seen simoncc with a lifetime ban and me with a 3 day ban and now he wants to one of the nihilistic poet drunken lot.
Give him a prime number of days ban eg. 23. That will satisfy his intellectual vigour and misplaced vanity.

What's a nihilistic poet? Do they write poems where nothing rhymes? I don't like that sort and they are useless on greetings cards anyway.

Anyway, bonj has run out of ideas. He needs us more than we need him.

 

[very-near]

Bonj, if you are reading this, stop pulling Shaun's chain and focus on the usual suspects

It is his bat and his ball at the end of the day.

 

[yello]

come back under a new username until we all work out its him

some have suggested he has several already

 

[alecstilleyedye]

if bonj had found these shores earlier, he could have been a moderator

 

[Shaun]

I've unstuck the thread as it looks like Bonj is staying with us for now.

 

[John Ponting]

I was in the process of typing my "resignation in support" - glad I stopped to consider it before pressing enter.

 

[swee'pea99]

I've unstuck the thread as it looks like Bonj is staying with us for now.

Phew.