It's clear that some misunderstanding has occurred here (or up there ^^^^^)
The concept of a Jane-free pub came about because, as we all know, Jane is such a super-fit athlete these days that:
- she wouldn't dream of hanging around a pub with less fit, possibly [probably
] alcohol-swigging/swilling cyclists
because, being such a super-fit athlete these days, that is totally unacceptable
- she has such a passion for the Kingdom that going to the [wild] West instills such fear that palpitations and sleepless nights would occur
and, being such a super-fit athlete these days, that is totally unacceptable
- it has been mentioned [no names, JiMBR
] that there exists a
probability of damage being done to such an establishment because, being such a super-fit athlete these days, she would be seeking to save us all from unfitness [Bless
]
- dust ... new bike ... leaving in ...
too late
... didn't need new bike, just being such a super-fit athlete these days
I hope this clarifies my position. It is not my intention to make anyone cry ....
well ....
no really ....
erm ....
but ....
[goes off-line to think about his actions towards others]