Cucumber me arse!

[jhawk]

I mentioned this thread to Miss Goodbody up the road, and she's just texted me with an invite to come round for a "cucumber surprise", whatever that is.

Wahey!

 

[jhawk]

Or maybe not...

 

[Crackle]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it....

And don't eat it if you have.

 

[subaqua]

Surprise is its not a cucumber , it's a butternut squash

 

[swee'pea99]

Surprise is its not a cucumber , it's a butternut squash

Still, not that surprising, given what we've learned about the young lady over the years...

 

[Lonestar]

Isn't it annoying when people leave a signature after every post?

Lonestar.

 

[Accy cyclist]

They're not in the glass cases all the time Accy. I'm not seeing that as any more cruel than my friend shutting her destructive dog in a dog crate when she goes out.

So where are they the rest of the time. In the experimentation laboratory?

 

[Crackle]

So where are they the rest of the time. In the experimentation laboratory?

Feet up, smoking cigars.

 

[Fnaar]

Feet up, smoking cigars.

Hanging out with the beagles.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am both disappointed by this in terms of the thread title vs actual content ratio, but, at the same time, I have been rather amused by bits, parts sections of it