Did man land on the moon?

[col]

Additionally, as farting becomes less and less socially acceptable, the more noxious the average fart becomes. It's thought that added stresses, more genetically enhanced diet and the act of battening the hatch have all contributed to this shift.

D ya think they would hear you fart in space?

 

[Mr Pig]

What's the betting they've already built a Tesco Extra on the dark side of the Moon.

No, they faked it. Looks like a Tesco Extra but you go in and they've got no milk!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

D ya think they would hear you fart in space?

Cue the Billy Connolly fart in a space suit joke

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I like the 'sneeze in a space helmet' joke.

 

[buggi]

D ya think they would hear you fart in space?

in space... no one can here you scream fart

 

[col]

in space... no one can here you scream fart

Probably one of those silent ones

 

[Foghat]

How old are you lot?

 

[buggi]

How old are you lot?

old enough to ride a bike

 

[Foghat]

About 4 then?

 

[buggi]

About 4 then?

i don't know... as the year's have gone by i've lost count

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Fake! That's been mocked up with a bag of Portland cement mix.

 

[on the road]

Isn't that upside down?

Drunks, they get everywhere