I took my little dog with me to the polling station, combining his walk and me voting. Oh sorry no dogs allowed said the woman handing out the voting slips. He's my aid, he reads the candidates names then licks the one he thinks is best i replied. When she'd handed me my voting slip i put it down on the little shelf in the booth. He then licked the thing, as he does with most things. Oh that one then, i said out loud before marking my X. She seemed very impressed, waving at both of us as we left.