I've had a Eurovision party every year for 14 years, and somehow survived the musical event despite being teetotal. Two years ago we were in Berlin and so persuaded a German friend to come and watch it with us; we thought the Germans took it seriously but she disabused us of that fact very quickly. Despite not having an English commentary, it was clear the German version of Terry Wogan was taking pretty much the same line.
This year the party is in Maidstone, rather than Berlin, and with all but one of us driving home afterwards, it's going to be a very sober event. Not sure if we'll survive the evening intact.