Mens urinals
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slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
- Location
- Manchester
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar.
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
He is a card, that new pope, isn't he?
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
10 pints, toilet bolted to wall, same thing.
TissoT
Guru
- Location
- The Home of British cycling
That's right the King of clubs what a dive ... I think half of king street had a river of pee running down it .king of clubs on king street
smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
I used one of those new fangled Dyson urinals the other day but it all it did was blew pi$$ all up me front 
They look like this fellas so avoid at all costs
They look like this fellas so avoid at all costs
TissoT
Guru
- Location
- The Home of British cycling
That's what happens when you take the pi$$...I used one of those new fangled Dyson urinals the other day but it all it did was blew pi$$ all up me front
They look like this fellas so avoid at all costs
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snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
I had always thought that fly was the Villeroy & Boch trademark, the things we learn on Cycle Chat
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jefmcg
Guru
That's a solid TMN to @Profpointy, with extra points for being subtler ....I used one of those new fangled Dyson urinals the other day but it all it did was blew pi$$ all up me front
They look like this fellas so avoid at all costs
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Aside: I've always thought those blades were not up to (what I assumed) are Dyson's high design standards. I've got long fingers, and I always end up dipping them in the pool of fetid water that accumulates in the bottom.
Aside on the aside: up until these posts, I'd assumed the liquid was water dripped of fingers. Now I am not so sure
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
One thing boils my p1ss (excuse the pun) in a public toilet is when you walk up to a urinal, there's someone already at another one and as you approach, they shuffle closer and closer to theirs, getting so close you'd think they were going to climb in it.
I always think...'fcuk off, waddaya think, I might look at yours ?
'
For some reason, it REALLY pees me off. Jesus, you can't even use the toilet like a grown man...pillock.
I always think...'fcuk off, waddaya think, I might look at yours ?
'
For some reason, it REALLY pees me off. Jesus, you can't even use the toilet like a grown man...pillock.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
A while ago, there was a study done by some psychologists about mens' pissing behaviour in public lavatories. They set up a hidden camera looking down a line of urinals and timed the interval between the users "stepping up to the task" and actually producing some wee. The closer a neighbouring user was, the longer it took for them to get going.
Lord alone knows what the purpose of the research was.
The must've had some spare funding left from a grant, and worked on the principle of use it or lose it.