Mens urinals

[Dogtrousers]

You would be amazed at how many men do end up in hospital following accidents with their vacuum cleaner!

Nearly happened to me once. But I was fully clothed. I was vacuuming the bottom of the stairs and I heard an unusual bump-bump-bump sound. "Hmmm" I thought to myself "I wonder what that unusual noise is?". I looked up to see a Vax in mid flight. It caught me right on the bridge of the nose, sending me sprawling. When I finally stemmed the blood, I decided that it wasn't worth a visit to causality. The swelling and bruising were impressive though.

 

[Markymark]

In the 90s I had dealings with a company that installed video & sound equipment in pubs. They started to install video screens on urinals. The video would start when a punter rocked up to the urinal and a woman would appear and stare at your kn*b and you would either get a thumbs up or down. The MD said that they had installed a video screen as part of the urinal. This was supposedly in Glasgow, can't remember if it was the Rangers or Celtic area, but you pissed on the opposing team.

I remember a bar that the women had a video feed of the area of the gents' basins,

 

[Piemaster]

The swelling and bruising were impressive though.

And how was your nose?

 

[Oldbloke]

I used to live opposite a small bar in Normandie where most of the old boys would go out into the car park to pee in the hedge despite there being a perfectly usable loo in the building.

 

[mustang1]

Over only finished the first page and already this threads gone down the....

 

[Tim Hall]

I came across these unusual urinals in a local pub a few months ago:

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No, seriously, I'm not taking the ...

A plumber I know has a pair of porcelain urinals installed either side of his front door as flower planters.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Ernest Hemingway took the urinal from his local and put it in his garden arguing that he had pissed away so much money down it that he now owned it.

His cats now use it as a drinking trough.

 

[Jody]

I've never felt so conscious of having a wee than when using one of the things below. Right on the sea front in Scheveningen. I'm not tall so had to kind of stand on tip toes whilst trying to hide my modesty.

 

[Jody]

And men don't understand the debilitating effects of cystitis on women.

Oh I do have sympathy for that. I had a bladder infection a few years back and trying to pee razor blades through a straw. The pain was excruciating.

 

[Jody]

Don't blokes just wazz on the floor normally anyhow, Indoors or out?

Some clubs I used to go to in the 90's had a cm or two depth of p*ss to wade through if you dared go to the loo. It was disgusting.

 

[ianrauk]

In a gents in a bar in Calais

 

[TissoT]

Some clubs I used to go to in the 90's had a cm or two depth of p*ss to wade through if you dared go to the loo. It was disgusting.

And blocked up with cig fags no doubt.... I do remember they where disgusting places .

 

[Moon bunny]

Ernest Hemingway took the urinal from his local and put it in his garden arguing that he had pissed away so much money down it that he now owned it.

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His cats now use it as a drinking trough.

His cats will be knocking on a bit now, won't they?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

His cats will be knocking on a bit now, won't they?

They're all direct descendants and inbred. They have 6 toes on each paw.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Ferries in a storm...say no more