Piemaster
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- UK City of Culture
One of the pluses of being a bloke. The world is your urinal.
Mens urinals
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Piemaster
Guru
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- UK City of Culture
The urinals in Schipol Airport have a little drawing of a fly in the porcelain to have something to aim at.Never aim your jet directly at the urinal, always aim for the side so it swirls round not splashes back.
These things are supposed to stop splash back, they have them in my local pub.
Brandane
Legendary Member
- Location
- Costa Clyde
I dislike these "water free" urinals as used at the likes of Tesco or Sainsburys. In their quest to be seen to be environmentally friendly (even in Scotland where water shortages are not exactly a problem), they are causing urinals to have a most unpleasant smell. Rotten fish meets stale pish. 
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
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- The hills of Accrington
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
That's nothing compared to the stink of the automatic aerosol dispenser that blasts out masking "fragrances" every five minutes. Who came up with such a daft idea?I dislike these "water free" urinals as used at the likes of Tesco or Sainsburys. In their quest to be seen to be environmentally friendly (even in Scotland where water shortages are not exactly a problem), they are causing urinals to have a most unpleasant smell. Rotten fish meets stale pish.
classic33
Leg End Member
steve50
Disenchanted Member
- Location
- West Yorkshire
The Dyson ball cleaner is not what i expected either, first time i used it ended up in A&E
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
There was a drunken bloke a few new years eves back attempting to dry his beer soaked shirt under the gents toilet hand dryer. All very well but he was doing it while sat in the blocked and full of pee urinal!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Apparently, the bees were a Latin pun - the Latin word for bee is 'apis'!
I've seen quite a few bumble bee urinals in Portugal.
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
You would be amazed at how many men do end up in hospital following accidents with their vacuum cleaner! Strange that so many chaps decide to do their hoovering in the nude. I must admit that I have come to dread urinals since I started to take Amitryptyline. One of its side effects can be retention of urine but in my case it has just made it hard to get going sometimes. I know I need to go....but somehow my brain can't connect with my bladder to start the process. This then becomes a bit of an issue when trying to perform in public. There are only 2 reasons to be standing at a urinal 1) because you are urinating 2) because you're a Willy Watcher! (there is of course a 3rd reason which is you have an enlarged prostate gland or are taking medication with the side effect of making micturition difficult) Women really don't understand the hardships us chaps suffer!The Dyson ball cleaner is not what i expected either, first time i used it ended up in A&E
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
Splendid! Another excuse to post an article about the legendary Hoover Dustette.....You would be amazed at how many men do end up in hospital following accidents with their vacuum cleaner! Strange that so many chaps decide to do their hoovering in the nude.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1968092/pdf/brmedj02925-0058.pdf
Here's another one with a wry comment at the end...
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1713722/pdf/brmedj00028-0030b.pdf
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vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
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- Meanwood, Leeds
Women really don't understand the hardships us chaps suffer!
And men don't understand the debilitating effects of cystitis on women.
