Middle class things

[theclaud]

• a god-daughter with the middle name "Pipistrelle". Yes, honestly.

I think this competition is over...

 

[TVC]

We all knew you were you big ponce.

Perhaps, but I try to ignore you oiks!

 

[Moon bunny]

I'll add a couple more to @srw 's list, just to prove we're middle class

• a god-daughter with the middle name "Pipistrelle". Yes, honestly.

Are the parents a bit batty?

 

[Moon bunny]

I'm with @srw on this one, opera is sublime (and I've been to Glyndebourne in a dress I got for 20p from a jumble sale, so you can't call me middle class).

Buying a dress from a charity shop or jumble sale and keeping quiet about it: working class.
Buying a dress from ditto and boasting about it: middle class.

 

[srw]

Are the parents a bit batty?

Father is a naturalist, yes.

 

[srw]

I think this competition is over...

Before I'd even mentioned the harpischord and the futon?

 

[Tin Pot]

You don't get rich by spending all your money.

 

[rich p]

Before I'd even mentioned the harpischord and the futon?

Having Pipistrelle as a middle name is bad enough but that's taking it too far. Poor kid.

 

[rich p]

@User9609 Oh I see what you mean. I'm not remotely upper cIass though. .

I can vouch for that - she's riff raff

 

[Mrs M]

Personally I pass them like the port - on the left hand side.

You must know the Bishop of Norwich then??

 

[TVC]

Just to prove how middle class I am, I will only eat Strawberry Angel Delight if it has a flake crumbled on it.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Love classical, abhor opera. Is there a sub-class for me?

 

[rich p]

There is a sub class for each of us

Nuclear?

 

[User169]

not really sure about these on the class front..

 

[Beebo]

a god-daughter with the middle name "Pipistrelle". Yes, honestly.

But the Pipistrelle is the commonest UK bat,
If you wanted to be really middle class you need a god daughter with the name Barbastelle.
http://www.bats.org.uk/pages/uk_bats.html#CommonPip