No offence to cat owners but .....

[snapper_37]

actually you can buy some harmless cat reppellant powder stuff in B&Q etc...it works well...erm until it rains

Yep, tried it. Tis great until it pisses down, like you say BOAB. I also hear that planting garlic is good. But FFS, who wants a garden full of garlic bulbs!!!!

 

[buggi]

This is what you need. Moggies hate big cats. Also, if you have a local Zoo you can phone them up and ask them for some poo. my mum saw the idea on a gardening programme but they sell this on t'internet too, which i think would be easier to spread!

http://www.earth-systems.co.uk/cata...roducts_id=1&gclid=COjN3tbKoJkCFQ4yQgodGjh_pg

 

[BigonaBianchi]

But FFS,

Um you wos swearing ...


...

who wants a garden full of garlic bulbs!!!!

A French chef with Satanic tendancies?

 

[fossyant]

Put used tea bags with citronella drops on - they don't like it.... (we have three cats....)

 

[snapper_37]

Um you wos swearing ...

You is puter literate!!!

Oh I'm going to clean my bike tomorrow so will have the hose in hand ... and armed. Make my day Cat...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

so will have the hose in hand ... and armed. Make my day Cat...

..ok what you do is...pin the wretched thing down, shove the hose up and inflate it to at least 120 PSI...stuff a cork in and then jump on it. If you have followed the instructions carefully you should see it's eyes hit your neighbours window.

 

[snapper_37]

You are a cruel, cruel BOAB!!!!! I could never hurt an animal. This is the frustration!!!!

ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Better. Never hurt an animal is a bit of bollocks really because I'm about to tuck into turkey and prawn stir fry.

I think I may have a word with next door because if ever our plants and veg are dug up .... it's WW3!!! Stand by your beds!

 

[badkitty]

You are a cruel, cruel BOAB!!!!!

Seconded....

 

[snapper_37]

Seconded....

FFS, wondered when you would turn up...... We are on about cats. Not pussy love!

 

[badkitty]

FFS, wondered when you would turn up...... We are on about cats. Not pussy love!

Cooeeeee! Hi Babe!

Good to see you too...

Anyway I'm here to help...honest..
I used to have the same problem, but since my sprog started being friendly to the stinking snakes with fur, they've all buggered off. Yay!

I can lend her to you if you want... Minimum hire period 2 weeks...

 

[Night Train]

I can sympathise.

I love cats but a local white and black Tom has decided to mark my trailer as its territory. I am tempted to mark it myself to show it who's boss around here.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Boab, 'Bad'....I'm gutted ladies, truely gutted

Never hurt an animal is a bit of bollocks really because I'm about to tuck into turkey and prawn stir fry

just eat it then?

 

[GentleBenn]

Our cat is 16 and the lazy bugger has always dumped in our garden, and we've tried everything !

Snapper you gonna try the lion poo ?

 

[badkitty]

Snapper you gonna try the lion poo ?

She's probably tucking into it as we speak....

 

[fossyant]

Our cats dump in the litter tray....or our garden..we also have a nicely dug veg patch...ideal for cat poo......

Our cat's like sitting on seedlings in the greenhouse... so we keep that shut. or covered..... thy don't dig up planted stuff though !!!