Rooting through a spam folder

[Beebo]

Paul Rogers is All Right Now.

 

[tyred]

You put your Spam in a folder?

I put it in a cupboard along with the other tinned food.

 

[Ian H]

Here's a cunning one.

(COVID Certificate)


***You can now apply for your COVID certificate.***


The NHS COVID certificate is valid for 12 months from the DATE of application. Digital certificates will automatically renew a week before they are due to expire.

The QR code and downloadable certificate will permit international travel (where certification is required).

The first process will involve proof of identity. If your application is not processed automatically the NHS COVID Certification Service will E-Mail you directly when your application has been successfully processed, telling you when you can download your certificate online or via the app.

The COVIDCertNHS App is available to download and can be used to help you request a certificate.

Apply for a COVID certificate Now:

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Here's a cunning one.

Is that the certificate which proves you do actually have Covid?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Is that the certificate which proves you do actually have Covid?

A certificate to prove IQ.

 

[Ian H]

It gets weirder.
__________________________________________________________________________
Thank you for your interest! We will answer as soon as possible.


Your Message:

International Kundalini Yoga Therapy Professional Training Application: false
Therapeutic Support: false
Foundations of Kundalini Yoga Therapy (Segment 1): false
Origins & Identity: An Exploration of your Authentic Self (Segment 2): false
Elements & Alchemy of Kundalini Yoga Therapy (Segment 3): false
Yoga Therapy of the Structural System (Segment 5): false
Unraveling the Knot: the Interplay of Stress, Inflammation, Pain and Sleep (Segment 6): false
Transforming Anxiety and Depression (Segment 7): false
Overcoming Cold Depression: false
Transformation Intensive: Therapeutic Support in the Grey Period: false
Trauma-Informed Kundalini Yoga for People with PTSD: false
The Wanderer: Vagus Nerve Intensive: false
Sweet Dreams: Recover from long-term Stress and rebuild restorative Sleep: false
Segment 1 Ethics in Yoga Therapy: false
Segment 2 Exploring Evidence-Based Yoga Therapy Research: false
Segment 3 How to Build a Successful Holistic Health Practice: false
Segment 4 How Yoga and Meditation Work from a Scientific Perspective: false
Segment 5 Ayurveda: false
Segment 6 Tracking and Charting a Case Study: false
Segment 7 Keeping it all Together: The Business of Yoga Therapy: false
Name, legal and spiritual: https://****.page.link/voAg
BEST JOB TODAY

Address: Москва
E-Mail: ******@*****.uk
Language: German
_______________________________________________________________________________________

 

[Ian H]

A screenshot today -

 

[BrumJim]

A screenshot today -
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Some people will believe anything!

 

[HMS_Dave]

I have revisited this and i must say the Matures are mostly gone. They've given up on me. In replacement however, is 4 missed deliveries yesterday alone all based in Flower Mound in Texas which apparently houses the Headquarters of Express, Fedex and DHL... Along with a few Samsung S23 Ultra's i have won from competitions i have never entered.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I'm worried about Svetlana and all those Russian ladies she has waiting for me...a gay man...somewhere.

 

[matticus]

Hi Mr Ian,
I think I've been sent one of yours by mistake?
Please reply with your address (and AC No. ) so that I can forward this fantastic offer:

 

[ExBrit]

Just checking there's nothing that shouldn't be in there (okay, and looking for the odd amusing one), I found this.

Here's a cautionary tale. Many years ago I bought a Keurig and thought it would be nice to have a rack on the kitchen wall to hold the k-cups. So I went onto Amazon and searched for "K cup rack". It turns out that K cup is a very large bra size and for a month afterwards I was deluged by ads for bras featuring very large underwear models. Every time I went to road.cc, CNN, or email, there they were. I'm not sure my wife or boss ever believed my explanation. My spam folder became an embarrassment too.

 

[Ian H]

In my spambox today (links removed - sorry):-

Hi,

Imagine getting a complete joint replacement without surgery.

• No scalpels, needles, or pain
• 
  
• Zero downtime or rehab
• 
  
• Full flexibility and mobility restored almost immediately

Believe it or not, this is the new reality for THOUSANDS of former arthritis sufferers...

Thanks to Ivy League research that replaces old, tired, worn-out joints without even breaking the skin...

Using this weird “jelly” discovered in a tiny remote Japanese village.

==>Discover the secret to surgery-free joint replacement

To your health,
Kevin

 

[Seevio]

A screenshot today -
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Amputation is NOT the answer?

It is if the questions is "What do I do if I have too many arms?"

 

[Fab Foodie]

Woooo the Illuminati.





Sounds good, who are they ?

I remember them back in '79 playing Sandford village hall....