Things you have come to terms with.

[Dirk]

I've missed my shot at hillclimb national champ.

My nephew was British 350cc Hill Climb champion in 2014.

 

[Jameshow]

I'm not a genius...

I see to have more in common with Homer Simpson than anyone else!

 

[Buck]

Time is the most valuable thing we have

 

[Threevok]

Well, I HAD come to terms with the fact I'd never be good enough to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe

That was, until this joke won:

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah

Now there's hope for me still.

 

[dan_bo]

My nephew was British 350cc Hill Climb champion in 2014.

Ah. Wasn't thinking of engines but fair play to the lad.

 

[T4tomo]

Well, I HAD come to terms with the fact I'd never be good enough to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe

That was, until this joke won:

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah

Now there's hope for me still.

Agree - It doesn't actually work, the weakest in the 10 for me?

 

[rockyroller]

Time is the most valuable thing we have

I often repeat something I heard or read: "our time is the most valuable thing we can give or share with anyone" or something like that

 

[fossyant]

Colnago?? I've got a Bob Jackson 953.......infinitely better

Nah, I'll raise you a custom handbuilt Columbus SLX with Dura Ace AND a Colnago !

 

[cyberknight]

You get about 6 months of freedom between the kids being off the books and settled before your parents fall apart and fill the worry hole.

or you have kids late and have both sorts of poop happening at once

 

[Jameshow]

Nah, I'll raise you a custom handbuilt Columbus SLX with Dura Ace AND a Colnago !

Stone him!🤣🤣🤣

 

[Chris S]

I spoke to absolute thilth when I was a teenager and I'll pay the price for it for the rest of my life.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I'm not perfect, but I'm now at the age where I don't give a f**k.

 

[fossyant]

Stone him!🤣🤣🤣

It's only a baby Colnago - picked up second hand recently - CX bike The posh bike is the hand built one !

 

[Cathryn]

Well, I HAD come to terms with the fact I'd never be good enough to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe

That was, until this joke won:



Now there's hope for me still.

It's a cracking joke.

 

[Jenkins]

I have come to terms with the aches, pains & general grumpyness that comes with getting old. I just home my workmates can come to terms with me being (even more of) a cantankerous old git.